Writer for Family Guy. Stares at sun. Eats most objects.
Los Angeles
Joined August 2009
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When I die I hope it's via chimpanzee attack because I've always wanted my last words to be "No, Bubbles, no!"
Listen to this if you want to hear where I’ve been or to hear how I was cut from my college baseball team on 9/11/01 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
Watch here or listen to wherever you listen to podcasts. instagram.com/reel/C8U9yq6yJ…
I wrote this with @shawnries. If you click the link we are called stalwarts twice which is a huge compliment in the stalwart community. hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
I wrote tonight’s @FamilyGuyonFOX. It’s their 400th episode and I figured I’d tweet this out as one last sad gasp before the rubble covers us completely.
Artie Johann retweeted
Every generation of Mets fan gets their playoff game where it proves that God isn’t real. Congratulations to the kids aged 8-14.
I wrote tonight’s @FamilyGuyonFOX. If you don’t watch for me, or the show, watch for all the prescription drug commercials that are keeping network television alive.
I wrote tonight’s @FamilyGuyonFOX. It’s the perfect activity if you’re trying to avoid getting OMICRON, or have OMICRON, or are an OMICRON.
I wrote tonight’s @FamilyGuyonFOX and I can’t think of a better way to celebrate Mother’s Day than by watching your uncle’s favorite show.
I wrote tonight’s episode of Family Guy. It airs at 9:30 PM on Fox and if you try this with your headphones it’ll work.
Artie Johann retweeted
He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!
I wrote tonight’s episode of Family Guy. Please watch it. I had to reset my login to tweet this so make my hard work worth it.
I wrote this episode. See ya.
