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THE Pathetic Rocker. Father to 1. Ex Roadie. Ex Cop. Now 'Stick it Where it Fucking Well Hurts! Ahoy Hoy!'

The Oblong of Discarded Dreams
Joined March 2010
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Lemmy and Ozzy Osbourne holding up a poster for the Heavy Metal Holocaust, the one-day festival at Port Vale's Vale Park in Stoke-on-Trent on August 1, 1981. Black Sabbath were originally on the bill but pulled out to finish Mob Rules, so Motörhead were promoted to headliners and Ozzy's band was added. The day ran Vardis, Riot, Triumph, Frank Marino & Mahogany Rush, Ozzy and Motörhead, through a PA billed as one of the biggest ever used in Britain, on one of the hottest days of the year. Ozzy played with Randy Rhoads on guitar and previewed songs from Diary of a Madman, released later that year. Motörhead closed the night under their Bomber lighting rig. We lost Randy in 1982, Lemmy in 2015 and Ozzy in 2025. 🎸 Lemmy was born in Stoke-on-Trent, just streets from Vale Park. Were you at the Heavy Metal Holocaust? 🎸
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Who did this 🫣😂😂
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Heading up to Cheshire and Merseyside for a run of book tour dates next week... triskeleheritage.com/tickets…
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A new show Celebrity Cellmates
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"Lights outy-wouty"
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😂😂😂😂😂 @Proper_Memes @WireSpy92
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🤣🤣🤣 #retail #christmas – at Kirkcaldy, Scotland
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AVOID falling out with your family over Christmas by telling them to fuck off in November. (via @Swissss)
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On my way south! Few tickets on the door tonight in Guildford. Bexleyheath is sold out. If you want to see me in London, there are advance tickets left for St Botolph's Hall on Wed 18 Nov, but don't hang about as that one is selling fast... eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-build…
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Hey. @Tesco I dropped a bottle of wine in your Eastham (Wirral) store. Your staff were wonderful as I fell over my tongue apologising as they cleaned up. Please give them a pat on the back from me. Thank You.
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On Saturday, November 14th, Sunset Boulevard in WeHo will transform into a FREE outdoor music celebration headlined by Sheryl Crow, bringing the Sunset Strip's legendary musical history into the present. This is Live on Sunset and it's FREE! Let's get into it.
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Oh Yes!
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All good until you have a wank
Tattoo of your grandma's hand so she can hold your hand forever ❤️
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I'm heading north on the book tour this week. York, Worksop, and Ravenshead are set to host The Buildings Archaeologist... More info: triskeleheritage.com/tickets…
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The barman wasn’t impressed when I tried to pay £1.50 for a pint…
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