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Back Monday with exciting news. Meantime may we direct your attention to this.
πšƒπš’πš– π™²πš˜πš•πš–πšŠπš—@timolsky16h
In series 1 of Bullseye, on the prize board, Jim would announce a funny β€˜bad’ prize if it went in the wrong segment - β€œYou’ve won DIY brain surgery” or β€œA trip to resurface the M6”. But nothing can prepare you for this gem #itwasadifferenttime
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18.35 DIXONS OF DOCK GREEN PC drama.

ALT 18.35 DIXONS OF DOCK GREEN PC drama.

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21.00 (MOVING) HOUSE With Hugh Lorry.

ALT 21.00 (MOVING) HOUSE With Hugh Lorry.

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21.30 GHOSTS BBC comedy that you really like but will never hear from again.

ALT 21.30 GHOSTS BBC comedy that you really like but will never hear from again.

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20.00 FILM: HERBIE GOES EFFING MENTAL Ill-judged gritty reboot of the previously charming and family friendly car series.

ALT 20.00 FILM: HERBIE GOES EFFING MENTAL Ill-judged gritty reboot of the previously charming and family friendly car series.

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23.00 FILM: HALLOWEE Slasher movie.

ALT 23.00 FILM: HALLOWEE Slasher movie.

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21.00 PRESIDENT EVIL Horror film based on a true story. Warning, scenes of reality.

ALT 21.00 PRESIDENT EVIL Horror film based on a true story. Warning, scenes of reality.

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β€œI said this is John Goodman” β€œHe’s a good man, is that right?” β€œNo. Goodman” β€œThanks”
Simon H@SihophoneOct 8
Replying to @ceefaux
John Goodman would be so much fun in a Chuckle Brothers routine.
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π˜Ύπ™€π™€π™π˜Όπ™π™“ retweeted
William Tuschoff@WilliamTuschoffOct 8
Replying to @ceefaux
Is it spoilers to say that in the second half they go from Utah to ME?
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22.00 FILM: O CHUCKLE BROTHERS, WHERE ART THOU? Joel and Ethan Coen's masterpiece about an epic journey across America, from Maine (ME) to Utah.

ALT 22.00 FILM: O CHUCKLE BROTHERS, WHERE ART THOU? Joel and Ethan Coen's masterpiece about an epic journey across America, from Maine (ME) to Utah.

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21.00 CEX AND THE CITY Carrie breaks up with her PS4 and trades it in for store credit. Samantha storms out after being told that, whilst most electrical items can be sold, her set of used 'joysticks' won't be accepted for basic hygiene reasons.

ALT 21.00 CEX AND THE CITY Carrie breaks up with her PS4 and trades it in for store credit. Samantha storms out after being told that, whilst most electrical items can be sold, her set of used 'joysticks' won't be accepted for basic hygiene reasons.

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π˜Ύπ™€π™€π™π˜Όπ™π™“ retweeted
πšƒπš’πš– π™²πš˜πš•πš–πšŠπš—@timolskyOct 6
When you’re providing analysis on the football at 7.45 but you need to get home right after because the cat did a whoopsie on the carpet.
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More listings this week by our locum replacement on-duty listings goblin Keith.
19.00 DANCING ON VANILLA ICE More celebrities queue up to trample all over Robert Matthew Van Winkle.

ALT 19.00 DANCING ON VANILLA ICE More celebrities queue up to trample all over Robert Matthew Van Winkle.

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Our usual listings team are off this week, so we've handing over to our standby deputy replacement stand-in substitute, Keith. Blame/praise him.
15.00 FILM: DIARRHOEA WINDOW Hitchcock classic where James Stewart is convinced that a neighbour has killed their wife, but can't get out of the toilet for long enough to tell anyone. Warning, contains scenes so scary you may sh't yourself.

ALT 15.00 FILM: DIARRHOEA WINDOW Hitchcock classic where James Stewart is convinced that a neighbour has killed their wife, but can't get out of the toilet for long enough to tell anyone. Warning, contains scenes so scary you may sh't yourself.

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21.00 NOT GOING, GOUT Lee Mack refuses to leave the flat due to the pain caused in his big toe by the build up of uric acid.

ALT 21.00 NOT GOING, GOUT Lee Mack refuses to leave the flat due to the pain caused in his big toe by the build up of uric acid.

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We know that some of you watch this religiously.
23.00 PRIEST INTERCEPTORS More real-life cop action sees the traffic officers dealing with a runaway cardinal on the M6 south, an un-insured vicar on first in a layby near Stoke-on-Trent, and a reverend who claims he is a bishop but doesn't have the paper work, or big hat, to prove it.

ALT 23.00 PRIEST INTERCEPTORS More real-life cop action sees the traffic officers dealing with a runaway cardinal on the M6 south, an un-insured vicar on first in a layby near Stoke-on-Trent, and a reverend who claims he is a bishop but doesn't have the paper work, or big hat, to prove it.

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"It's CEEFAUX sir, they've gone topical again." "Fetch the Harry Enfield Panel Show gifs" #mancity #manchestercity #manohman
20.00 MAN CITY ABOUT THE HOUSE Robin's new lodge appears to be perfect, but why do they have more than Β£900m in chase under their bed and, when confronted about it, deny any form of wrong doing?

ALT 20.00 MAN CITY ABOUT THE HOUSE Robin's new lodge appears to be perfect, but why do they have more than Β£900m in chase under their bed and, when confronted about it, deny any form of wrong doing?

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16.00 FILM: FEBRUARY OF THE PENGUINS Nature documentary prequel.

ALT 16.00 FILM: FEBRUARY OF THE PENGUINS Nature documentary prequel.

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22.00 FILM: THE GODFARTHER Gangster epic where Marlon Brando plays an aging Mafia Don who is always slightly in the distance.

ALT 22.00 FILM: THE GODFARTHER Gangster epic where Marlon Brando plays an aging Mafia Don who is always slightly in the distance.

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15.00 FILM: THE FIFTH SENSE Unnecessary prequel about a young boy who discovers he has the very normal ability to smell things.
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