Butt.

I hope Jeff Bezos has heard the Bezos song <3

Older adults love portrait mode

I drank too much coffee and now I have anxiety, a memoir

That seasonal affective disorder hits different

Thank god it’s 2021 and we can leave the WAP dance in 2020

I never thought I’d say I miss singing “Sweet Caroline” in a bar

I can’t believe people still get grills on their teeth, I thought that was done in like 2003

I thank covid for not having to run into my old slams in my hometown this year

Basically the whole cast of Vanderpump Rules pregnant at the same time?! The devil works hard but Andy Cohen works harder

Nothing says Covid szn like eating a full plate of chicken Parm at 10:30am

At what age do people start saying “we’re all adults here” cuz I’m 26 and don’t think I can say that yet

Is cbd still having it’s moment or no

At least a mask hides the acne that it’s giving me~

I wonder what my parents would think if they knew my best friends and I were going on Chatroulette in 7nth grade and asking people to show us their buttholes

2020 is the year of the charcuterie board amiright

2020 baby anything goes let’s start putting chapstick back on our eyelids