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LaytesAgain

@LaytesAgain

Yes, my friend. Standup. Host of the 3:51am pod. Reluctant lawyer.

 Charlotte, NC
Joined January 2018
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Eddie Alfano@EddieAlfanoFeb 20
Who turned the heat off? #GoodNeighbor #HaveAGoodOne #Heating #ColdWeather
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meghan
@deloisiveteFeb 19
Husband: can I vent about my mom Me, pours drink, eyes tear up: I thought you’d never ask
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Todd Riley
@comedytoddFeb 5
Feel like my entire life has been spent in-between belt loops.
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Amy@AmysGotBirdsFeb 4
Coming to X is like screaming desperately into the void. But less fun.
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Elon Altman
@ElonAltmanFeb 2
Epstein has done the impossible: got Gen Z to read emails.
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Ian Power@IHPowerJan 26
Social media’s good for mental health. But only if you want to make it worse.
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Just Bill
@WilliamAderJan 3
One for the ladies: First time you visit his place, how many mannequins is too many mannequins?
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Todd Riley
@comedytodd13 Aug 2024
Breakdancing?!? I give it 2 more Olympics before there is an open mic Comedy Competition. Bring 5 friends and a tight five for a chance at Gold.
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Another Tuesday following a Monday. SOOOOO original.
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Wife: Why do you always look angry and upset? Me: Because we’re not rich and have to work every day. Wife: [starts looking angry and upset]
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Just Bill
@WilliamAder15 Jul 2024
Who's running the Secret Service? Paul Blart: Mall Cop?
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Guys just a heads up re: Couch to 5k. It’s literally zero couch. You’d think day 1 would be some couch but no, the couch element is essentially day 0. You are moving from the word go, should be called 0-5km to be honest. So yeah be warned
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the rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while i’m there.
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IF THE DAYS ARE GETTING SHORTER, WHY DO MY TAXES KEEP GOING UP??!!
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen6 Jun 2024
It was only a seven dollar bottle of Chardonnay, but we partied like it was $19.99
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Ian Power@IHPower1 Jun 2024
I wish the rest of my body worked as hard as my liver.
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I'm old enough to remember when a fifth was a fourth!
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Todd Riley
@comedytodd30 May 2024
Im gonna die not knowing what a 3D printer is.
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I spilt some milk this morning, cried like a baby. No one tells me what to do.
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