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Lynn Faye

@LMFaye

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Joined October 2014
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@TheTweetOfGod6 Nov 2020
You would think people from Nevada would be good at sitting at a table and counting.
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Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don't care.
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My top 3 assumptions when doorbell rings: 1. Murderer 2. Police telling me everyone is dead 3. That book I ordered about positive thinking
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Tony@tsm56016 Jan 2015
I want to push all your buttons. Starting with mute.
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I'VE FALLEN, AND MAYBE I DON'T WANNA GET UP
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Is this 12 step program considered cardio?
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Waiter: Which wine will you be having? Me: The one made from grapes?!
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"I've got this..." *Fails miserably
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When they have that magic dick and you keep going back THAT!
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Sweet Slips@Ndeshi_M4 Oct 2015
There are two kinds of people in the world 1: I don't care 2: I still don't care
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Why The Hell Does She Want To Be Friends With Me???! *me every time someone tries to befriend me*
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Sweet Slips@Ndeshi_M8 Dec 2015
The only time that I ever put my phone down is when my battery is at 1%.
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If you spend more than 15 minutes to apply your makeup, you're ugly.
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Moe@macchiatonumb26 Jan 2016
Him: Are you ready? Me: Yea, I just have to find my keys and get ready
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Ivsy@Ivsy0112 Jan 2016
Me: (Answering phone) Why?
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Ivsy@Ivsy0115 Jan 2016
Text: ARE YOU ALIVE? Me: Why?
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Ivsy@Ivsy0118 Jan 2016
Wanderlust and pixie dust.
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Ivsy@Ivsy0120 Jan 2016
Plot twist: she's shy in real life.
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Ivsy@Ivsy0128 Jan 2016
*grabs your pen and writes a happy ending to your story.
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Cherye@Clanopath27 Jan 2016
I don't just call the shots, I drunk dial them at 2 in the morning.
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