I really like the music for the #airpods ear tip fit test. I keep on “testing” them. Follow me for more exciting and fun ways to waste your time.
Mitt Romney said it’s too early for another stimulus package. I’d like to know the last time he has to live for 4 months on $600
I’m going to put out a cookbook, 1001 ways to cook chicken so everyone in your house will never eat chicken again
Family convo tonight
Me: I can’t believe the Thanksgiving themed straws I ordered didn’t come today
Him: I can’t believe you care this much about straws. What about my green onions
17: I can’t believe they sell caskets at Costco
#family
When you laugh —for that moment, the world goes back to normal. #laughter
Lynn Faye retweeted
You would think people from Nevada would be good at sitting at a table and counting.
The state of California has more people than all of these outstanding states COMBINED and their electoral votes are in Wtf is taking so long. #unreal
Things So. Cal. doesn't believe
You're "good friends" with any actor
You made it from downtown to LAX in 30 min
Water falls from the sky


