@KrisAtRandom

Shoot for the stars, and you’ll land out in the middle of space forever. Host of the @KrisAtRandom Hour, Fri. 1am EST; cohost @thesupertagcrew.

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Joined August 2014
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"Damn! No way in hell did I think I'd be appointed to the position of 'Devil's Advocate'!" #MyFirstWordsInHell @KrisAtRandom
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Mrs P.🌻@MrsPretorius_15 Jul 2022
Same shizz, different day #MyFirstWordsInHell
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"I can't believe you're STILL this sanctimonious...lol" #MyFirstWordsInHell
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#MyFirstWordsInHell I got a 'get out of Hell free' card
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#MyFirstWordsInHell Hey Joe
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I’d like to speak with my lawyer. He should be here. #MyFirstWordsInHell
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Justin@fivefortweeting15 Jul 2022
So I guess that solves the case of where the highway to hell is.🤎#MyFirstWordsInHell
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Honest to gawd, I didn't draw that chart!" #MyFirstWordsInHell @KrisAtRandom
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Srii ...@davidmkeynes15 Jul 2022
Where are all my friends... #MyFirstWordsInHell
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Jo 🥱@JoAreRow15 Jul 2022
#MyFirstWordsInHell Water!
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Andrew T.@Spudfish8315 Jul 2022
"But this is just England?" #MyFirstWordsInHell
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"A mistake's been made, I tell ya! All I see are Joel Osteen, Pat Robertson, & the rest of those snake oil salesmen from TV." #MyFirstWordsInHell
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Home sweet home #MyFirstWordsInHell
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#MyFirstWordsInHell
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Justin@fivefortweeting15 Jul 2022
So When is Slayer playing💚. #MyFirstWordsInHell
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#MyFirstWordsInHell were, "Gimme that nipple, bitch!" It was an interesting early childhood.
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SuperЯeeves@supereeves_15 Jul 2022
May I pet your dog Cerberus? #MyFirstWordsInHell
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"Did The Eagles *really* do a final "farewell" tour?!" #MyFirstWordsInHell @KrisAtRandom
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"Omfg, it's REALLY you?!" #MyFirstWordsInHell @KrisAtRandom
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#MyFirstWordsInHell Where are all those people who I said I’d see here?
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