@bringbakerback

Currently unfollowing most of the accounts I follow and starting again. No offence intended, just trying to make my account usable again.

Joined February 2014
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Here’s a thinker to start your day with….
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#WhyElectionsMatterInFourWords Prevents Criminals Gaining Power
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#MyTarotCardsRevealed that I wasn't playing with a full deck.
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#WhenABansheeStrikes out is he wailing for failing?
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#ItsHighlySuspicious when I mention the possibly buying a sauna and then low and behold I see ads for saunas in my socials. Weird.
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I have a Eufy security camera above my front door and you could literally dance a naked conga line in front of it and it wouldn’t pick it up. Garbage.
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A parcel thief could steal the parcel and my front door and the camera wouldn’t notice.
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Urgent help needed. I’m 45 minutes into Disclosure Day and it’s beyond abysmal, is it worth sticking it out?
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I still play the lottery but #ImGettingTooOldFor big houses, sports cars and yachts. A secluded house, dogs and peace and quiet is all I'd want.
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#ImGettingTooOldFor quick responses, give me an hour and I'll try to come up with something better.
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Goodbye?!?!? 😝
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Just a finger #IsNeededToSummonMe 🥴
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#MyHomemadeCostume is a blanket covered in tea stains and cookie crumbs.
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#___NowOrBeHexedLater Be a six sided polygon now or be hexed later
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#AliensReturnedMeBecause they'd taken what they needed.
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#MonsterSpouseSecrets The wife’s Gorn and left me.
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It's #TheVerySmallThingsThatCount double when you put in twice the effort.
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Being executed in the US in 2026 #FeelsLikeLifeOrDeath apparently.
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#ImHavingAPartyFor introverts, if nobody comes I'm calling it a success.
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#GreenThumbMusic Anything by Phil Collins, his music always make me grown.
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