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Moose⚓

@JustCallMeMoose

Confessions of a Heartless Narcissistic Bitch

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Joined May 2009
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Others: Who are you voting for? Me: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative
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Santa, all I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a skinny body. Let's try not to mix up the two like you did last year, mmk?
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Darla
@ddsmidt18 Jun 2016
I don't even remember the person I was back then. I know I'm me now.
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Ann@writerPT31 May 2014
When you ignore someone, you're just teaching them to live without you.
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👙 summer bod here I come. 🍹 #BloodyMary #HappyHour
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Me every night
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Have you ever noticed that every time someone says "long story short" they're already 20 minutes into a really terrible story?
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People tell lies when they’re afraid of the truth.
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This Irish gastropub and sports bar rises to the occasion bos.gl/WEmkYL9
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You don't know me, and you don't wear my chains...oh yeah, she said I think I'll go to Boston...
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naps are essential, dont neglect the nap
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sara@uncybillized15 May 2014
The pull out method, but for feelings.
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There will always be a reason why you meet people. Either you need them to change your life or you’re the one that will change theirs.
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Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, and personal pan.
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I try to never lose hope. Because it is the promise of another day, another moment, another time with You.
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Why spend so much money on circus tickets when you can attend my family reunions for free?
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@ddsmidt25 Feb 2016
When a man gets pissed off, just leave him alone til he cools off. Men are so much more reasonable when they're done having their mantrum.
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I cannot remove the thought of him; it has stained my bones like a watermark.
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I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.
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You're not that much better after your coffee, either.
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