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Moose⚓

@JustCallMeMoose

Confessions of a Heartless Narcissistic Bitch

 Viva Las Vegas
Joined May 2009
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What they don’t tell you is that you’re more confused at twenty-seven than you were at seventeen.
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Join those Facebook pet groups they said... – at North Las Vegas, NV
Can I eat eggs that expired in June? – at North Las Vegas, NV
Dear @TurtleWax you over charge for crap products... It doesn't clean, but my interior sure is dirty and shiny!
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I just submitted the worst paper I have ever written for the final in my Master's class. #teacherfail – at North Las Vegas, NV
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Others: Who are you voting for? Me: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative
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I somehow just convinced myself I deserved a cheatday brownie when in reality I didn't. I've had 21 years of cheat meals. #GetFit #badchoice – at North Las Vegas, NV
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Santa, all I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a skinny body. Let's try not to mix up the two like you did last year, mmk?
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Minus 30 and counting 😍 – at North Las Vegas, NV
My booty muscles hurt like crazy! #getfitordietrying – at North Las Vegas, NV
Some see it as an obligation while others see it as an opportunity
Hey folks, go to @ChipotleTweets instead of @zabas You'll be happier, I promise! – at Las Vegas, NV
First & last experience @zabas! Everything added is ridiculously over priced! I just wanna make my own burrito! $1 extra for a tortilla – at Las Vegas, NV
Only 45 to go! I got this! #motivation – at North Las Vegas, NV
Saw two of my students at the library today! #SummerBreak #teacherproblems – at North Las Vegas, NV
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I don't miss work yet, but I do miss driving there listening to @bobbybonesshow #teacherproblems – at Las Vegas, NV
Even if you're showing it with your actions, there's a beauty in hearing the words 'I love you'.. say them.
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Darla
@ddsmidt18 Jun 2016
I don't even remember the person I was back then. I know I'm me now.
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Only 52 to go! 😍👌🏾 – at North Las Vegas, NV
It's been so long since I've been to @Walmart that I forgot which door they lock up at night. #walking – at North Las Vegas, NV
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