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sunny manchester
Joined May 2013
Judith Simpson retweeted
Queen rat arsed already. Family telling her to pace herself. “This is my fucking weekend!” she says. “This is my fucking weekend!”
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Places you can "pop" 1. To the shops 2. To the loo 3. Next door (ah, memories!) 4. Out to get some petrol 5. Down the Post Office 6. To the cash point 7. Upstairs 8. Along (but you only “might” pop along, meaning you won’t)
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What the mirror sees vs what the camera sees
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Judith Simpson retweeted
Here’s Larry the Downing Street cat (@Number10cat) catching a pigeon in front of the waiting press this morning...
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How to really enjoy the rain: 1. Stand at the window (inside) 2. Put non-tea drinking hand on hip 3. Sip tea from mug 4. Mutter “look at that rain”, “it’s really coming down now” or “the garden needs it” 5. Say “good job we got the cushions/washing in” 6. Eat all the biscuits
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Stay home. Protect the NHS. Don’t fuck it up.
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Judith Simpson retweeted
Woman at Tesco customer services was kicking off as the loose lettuce her daughter bought was all hard and tough and nothing like the prepackaged iceberg lettuce she normally bought. The lady serving politely informed her that it’s actually a cabbage.
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Judith Simpson retweeted
Love is awful. It’s awful. It’s painful. It’s frightening. It makes you doubt yourself, judge yourself, distance yourself from the other people in your life. It makes you selfish. It makes you creepy, makes you obsessed with your hair, makes you cruel,
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Things to do in February: - Eat pancakes - Try to cancel gym membership - Ignore Valentine’s Day - Love or hate rugby - Be glad it’s not January - Wait until March - That’s about it
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Judith Simpson retweeted
On the eve of SPACED’s 20th Anniversary I decided to pop around to 23 Meteor Street and look who answered the door...
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Oh my! What a Supertrooperstar!😍
Here's the bravest little stormtrooper you'll ever come across! ❤❤❤
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Following the announcement regarding the decision that I have made to step down as a judge from @bbcstrictly:
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Judith Simpson retweeted
Women get one day. Pies get a whole week. #InternationalWomensDay⁠ ⁠ #BritishPieWeek
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Looking forward to the new events at the next Winter Olympics! xitter.cf/backt0nature/status/11…
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Judith Simpson retweeted
Bee Klaxon! 🐝📣🐝📣🐝📣
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Three years ago today (since he died, not the photo, but near enough). He looks so happy. We all looked happier three years ago.
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.@OtiMabuse just couldn't resist jumping up on stage for a quick samba with KLA! #GreatestDancer #TGD
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Street Art created by @snikarts, - a tribute to all women that stand against injustice. A recognition of their strength, resolve and dignity, a testimony to what they have endured and still endure, to make the world a better place, for all of us ❤️ #nqmanchester
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West Corner, Stevenson Square, captured in 1966 and in 2019... 52 years apart ❤️
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Yesterday: Eat 50,000 calories Today: Brisk walk That’ll sort it
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