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Mostly traffic. Sometimes SCUBA. Was #AboveMelbs

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined February 2012
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There is an enormous burden on @Tonaaayy_ to bring what should be headline news to our attention and implore that we care. It’s not good enough. We should all be angry and white hot with rage. Thanks @Tonaaayy_ yet again.
“We’re angry...white hot with rage.” The ABC’s Tony Armstrong says nothing is being done to address Indigenous deaths in custody. It comes amid growing outrage over a third death in custody in a week. @Tonaaayy_ @abcnews
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🤔 – at Palm Beach, FL
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Japanese terms for rude things to do with your chopsticks! If it's something rude you can do with a pair of chopsticks, Japanese has a special term for it. A thread...
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Pissing myself laughing 😂😂😂
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I'd love to get almost $2m for almost being good enough to have been the boss smh.com.au/business/banking-…
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2 people stuck in river with strong current. #SES on route to location in #Milgrove
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Doesn’t matter which side of politics you support, surely you agree this was some sweet swish
so this was absolutely insane
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In 2016, Trump became president because of 77,000 votes in Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin. Today alone, 100,000 Americans will be diagnosed with Covid. Vote like your life depends on it—because it does.
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UDL is ready for you 🥫 #bonzabooze
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War Crimes !!
#Azerbaijan uses #Phsophorus munitions against #Karabakh, twd forests near civilian residencies. These munitions have clear effects of mass destruction for environment; now used agst #civilians by AZE mil & in this context are forbidden under intl law. New video @Karabakh_MoD
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You have to wait until the daily average is lower, then divide this by the number of active transactions & if they are linked, you will receive your money - maybe
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I'm obsessed with the graffiti found on the walls of Pompeii. Vico d' Eumachia, brothel: "Gaius Valerius Venustus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Rufus, screwer of women." Guys, you haven't changed a bit.
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Reasonable weekend. A++ would trade again.
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Permitted lines from interstaters on this day of loosening: “Thank you Victorians for enduring that shitness so that the whole nation can be a Covid triumph. We would have been too pissweak to make it through. Also your weird lockdown hair is surprisingly hot.”
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I've never leaned a particular way politically. I think that's an appropriate place to sit as a newsreader. So in my view, fellow journos 'baying for blood' in their line of questioning in regards to the Victorian ALP's handling of the virus is both disturbing and unprofessional
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Lockdown Melb madness reached a new high when John, standing in queue for take home meal from Brunswick Kitchen had a young woman, early thirties, admittedly wearing beanie, raincoat & mask, squealed : “OMG!” He looked at her quizzically before she said: “Dad, it’s me! Bonnie.”
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It's with a heavy heart that I prepare the last 0745 news bulletin on @abcmelbourne today. What a privilege it's been to be a part of bringing it to our wonderful audience over the years.
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I love that Melbourne is currently destroying a pretentious food writer for saying we can’t abide eating outside. How dare you. We can and we WILL, dammit. It’s such a melbourne tear-down. Warms my heart.
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Ever seen an Australian Dolphin? Here yer go... Goin’ for a quick check of the crab pots 🐊 Far North Queensland 🎥 @robbyd223 via rfttejobs.com
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Really hoping we can beat this virus and get back to a normal Melbourne Summer of being terrified of apocalyptic infernos or being harpooned by a booby-trapped strawberry.
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