ABC Journalist (but not spokesman). Tennis tragic and Liverpool FC fan. I didn't pay for this tick.🤓
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The best bit of this story is the criminal geniuses using pulled pork claws with 6 fingers abc.net.au/news/2024-11-15/i…
Great news everyone
43 monkeys that were being used for vaccine development escaped from a lab in Yemassee, South Carolina on Wednesday and are currently on the loose. This video, taken near the facility on Wednesday afternoon, appears to show shadowy figures moving through the woods. CBS News could not confirm that the figures are the missing monkeys.
People are advised not to try and capture, feed, or handle the monkeys. According to the CDC, some monkeys can carry B virus which can be deadly to people; “Even if a monkey doesn’t appear to be ill, it can still be infected. [The monkeys] are wild animals, even if they have been raised around people. Like any wild animals, they may bite, spit, or scratch when frightened. For these reasons, people should not attempt to capture, feed, or handle the escaped monkeys.” cbsn.ws/3AJyAK2
Timely reminder that The Cure just released on of their most depressing albums if you’re in a wallowing mood.
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R.I.P. Teri Garr, Academy Award-nominated star of Tootsie, Young Frankenstein, and many more dlvr.it/TFsNQk
It begins
Washington state woman calls 911 after being hounded by up to 100 raccoons apnews.com/article/washingto…
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FINALLY: The Cure have released "Alone," the first single from their long-awaited new album, Songs of a Lost World, which officially arrives on November 1st → cos.lv/qygG50Tw4Wg
There's a lesson here for all of us.
Woman missing for 4 days during Colorado spiritual quest became lost while trying to tell others she was OK. cbsn.ws/4gxtYXN
It has been drawn to my attention that an Australian version of The Office has been made and I would like to preemptively apologise for what is certain to be the Raygun of television.
Big congrats to The Age and the Herald Sun which are both the most read papers in Victoria according to articles they each published this morning
ease up
Welcome back to Australia, Prime Minister @chrisluxonmp. Australia and New Zealand are closer than friends – we are family. 🇦🇺🇳🇿
this poor soul was clearly under the malevolent influence of a white walker
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If he doesn't hold that torch up to light the fattest, Olympic-sized joint then society will have failed
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This is the BBC's Gary O'Donoghue (@BBCBlindGazza) talking to The Media Show about his interview with Greg Smith, who described what he'd seen in the moments before the attempted assassination of Donald Trump.
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David Mech’s best-selling book “The Wolf,” first published in 1970, laid out a hierarchy of pack order using the terms “alpha” and “beta.” But “all that stuff was mostly wrong,” Mech says. nyer.cm/s47BnEE
