Mostly traffic. Sometimes SCUBA. Was #AboveMelbs
Melbourne, Victoria
Joined February 2012
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If some knob kept calling me mate while speaking to or about me like that, fair chance I’d take my best shot at giving them a shameful flogging, then pay for his lovely wife’s cab home #MAFS
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There is an enormous burden on @Tonaaayy_ to bring what should be headline news to our attention and implore that we care. It’s not good enough. We should all be angry and white hot with rage. Thanks @Tonaaayy_ yet again.
“We’re angry...white hot with rage.”
The ABC’s Tony Armstrong says nothing is being done to address Indigenous deaths in custody. It comes amid growing outrage over a third death in custody in a week.
@Tonaaayy_ @abcnews
Calling through a collision earlier and there was an @AmbulanceVic MICA paramedic on-site within 3 minutes. Hadn’t even ended the call yet. Anywhere in the world - that’s A1 - as good as it gets 👍 #Melbourne
Well shit... turns out old mate ‘leave Brittney alone’ may have had a valid grievance #BritneySpears
So the torso is not her, but the foot in the shoe is... A lot of random body parts floating around NSW apparently
Looks like most of the anti vax crew on St Kilda Rd are all way in the safer categories age wise... wonder if their parents and grandparents have such strong views #COVID19Vic
So I am right in saying sun baking is not included as exercise yeah? Cause 31 today... All weekend people at the beach and park without masks sun baking and it was 20 odd. If it’s illegal, then I’m hoping to see some enforcement today. #lockdown2021 #Melbourne
Alright you hoodlums... you may have age on your side, but I have an adults salary and years of loose budgeting skills behind me #lockdown
Perhaps I went to early condemning her... #COVID19Vic
OG lockdown. Wouldn’t imagine too many of those Australian Open Kias driving around are being let in politely with a wave. Might want to park up for a bit there guy #COVID19Vic
Anyone ever not thought crown is dodgy as shit. News flash - it’s a CASINO. How else are we supposed to launder our coin - there just simply ain’t enough Bar 20s to cope with demand
Hi there tennis players. sorry but tell me again how hard done by you are? Cool, yeah thanks - just so I have something to keep motivated next lockdown. It’s not like we faced the worst, sacrificed the most and came together to overcome before you chose to visit. But thanks 👍
Ellume CEO Dr Sean Parsons “and we look forward to working with the Australian Govt in due course” - guessing there is someone wishing they returned his call earlier.
A lazy 17 odd foot. Rather indeed #Australia
The shark patrol has spotted a 5-metre shark off Port Stanvac, near the desal plant, south of Lonsdale, 20 metres from shore. Heading south. Rather large. @SurfLifeSA @SA_PIRSA #sharkSA
Noticed a suspiciously parked vehicle... on investigation, was the father of a young lady killed in a collision wanting to be close to his daughters final place on the 5th anniversary of her death. Heartbroken. Who would you be leaving behind? Slow down, for them. #victraffic
Boom - @nastiaapotapova just became the crowd favourite. If you could just get some of your colleagues to stop being flogs then we’d all be sorted
