If there's a sarcastic comment to be made odds are good I'll make it.

Orlando, FL
Joined February 2009
Best take I've seen so far in regards to Trump's assination attempt.
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Get fucked.
Happy 4th of July! Get outside and enjoy the Free State of Florida with your loved ones.
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In case anyone needed a reminder that she was right about everything.
The Supreme Court's recent rulings were sadly predictable for anyone who understands the hard-right agenda. Their goal has always been to install Justices whose job is to turn back the clock on our freedoms, on decades of constitutional decisions, and on our continuing struggle to “form a more perfect union” that includes all of us. Let's vote out their political enablers and rein in the dark, subversive money that supports them in their quest to reverse a century of progress.
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By request, here is the multicam view of the feed from Times Square, All-22, and ESPN, Georgia, and Ohio State radio calls, as it happened onscreen live:
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If this app really does shut down I’m absolutely ok with this being the last thing I see here 🥹
There was a baby chimp born at The Sedgwick County Zoo, the baby had to be put on oxygen for a few days. This is a clip of it being reintroduced to its mother for the first time.
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DeSantis’ breathless obsession with trans kids and “The Woke” is going to do exactly zero good for homeowners, staring down the barrel of a major hurricane, who’ve been abandoned by their insurers. You know — an actual crisis we’ve been asking him to address.
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If Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh doesn’t want to be bothered at dinner, perhaps, according to his own logic, he should simply not allow himself to get hungry.
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I fully expect all those I know who used Roe vs Wade as their continued excuse to vote Republican to be voting blue come November. #RoeVsWade
A majority of 6 United States Supreme Court justices lied under oath during their Senate confirmation hearings.
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Soooo she agrees it’s a choice?? Damn. Pick a lane! 😏
The greatest choice a woman can make is becoming a mother.
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Senator Lana Theis accused me by name of grooming and sexualizing children in an attempt to marginalize me for standing up against her marginalizing the LGBTQ community...in a fundraising email, for herself. Hate wins when people like me stand by and let it happen. I won't.
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And most of them with barely a high school education.
So the “I did my own research” self-professed epidemiology & public health experts, who became school curriculum experts, who became supply chain & inflation experts… are foreign policy & military experts now? Wow. That is impressive. 🙄
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My wedding song ❤️
Today is the 35th anniversary of “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now”! This epic and iconic song has brought people together all over the world. Check out these covers in celebration of this awesome day. 🤘 #Starship #NothingsGonnaStopUsNow #SongAnniversary #AllThatINeedIsYou #Iconic
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When they show you who they are, let them.
Replying to @michaelharriot
McConnell said African-Americans vote in as high of percentages as "Americans".
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Weren’t we all, Duncan Hines. Weren’t we all.
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