@djehuti.bsky.social

District of Columbia, USA
Joined February 2011
Dear employer, I love me some Charlie Kirk. He smelled better than Jesus Christ. He was as tall as he was good looking as he was white. I have invited him into my heart to be my personal savior. We will meet in Valhalla to dine on beer and self-regenerating pork for all eternity.
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Zelensky just Thanos-snapped 1/2 of Elon Musk’s Xitter users out of existence lol
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J.D. Vance is not secretly gay. It’s absolutely no secret.
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I sometimes think the only thing stopping a violent revolutionary from overthrowing the system is that Costco will sell me a hot dog and a Coke for $1.50.
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If you’re upset about a rapist getting an essay, wait until you find out about the one who got the nuclear codes.
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Tell me you don’t understand the White House Press Pool without telling me
CNN has no “duties” aboard Air Force One. It is a private company. It holds no public office, it wasn't elected to anything, it exercises no governmental authority, and it has no entitlement to a seat on the president’s airplane or anywhere else. Yet these people have become so intoxicated with their own imaginary self-importance, indulged and empowered by establishment judges like Tim Kelly, that they now describe privileged access to the president’s plane as if the Constitution itself grants it.
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Describe the pattern.
Pattern recognition is, quite literally, the sign of HIGH intelligence.
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Official Judge Pan Fan Club retweeted
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Y’all were fighting over politics while Satan was hard at work committing this sin
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“Fucking Sanskrit needs to be punched in the face and shit” —“Genius” Elon Musk
Whoever came up with the pronouns bs deserves a punch in the face. It’s the dumbest thing ever.
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RFK Jr’s FDA has redefined “Rocky Road”
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Fucking Trumpers For Trump LOFL
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Allah Force One
BREAKING: The emergency slide has deployed on the new Air Force One while on the tarmac at Joint Base Andrews. President Trump is reportedly still inside Marine One.
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Not Jared Kushner Saudi Arabia bagman numbers, for sure
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Elon Musk killed millions of children
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When Trump sues them they’ll throw his own valuation paperwork in his face again, but the expansive discovery process will be WONDERFUL. We might get all the Trumpstein Files by the end of it!
Forbes just valued Mar-a-Lago at $650 million dollars. Judge Arthur Engoron & Leticia James claimed it was worth between $18 million and $27.6 million. They found him GUILTY of 34 felony counts because of their valuation. Trump needs to SUE them both.
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