I create art and alcoholics.
New York, NY
Joined March 2011
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If I were the architect for Trump's Wall I’d build a secret exhaust port the size of a womp rat so the rebels could save the Republic.
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Don't ever give me champagne in a champagne glass. That holds what, six ounces of champagne? I prefer a pint glass.Or the bottle. #champagne
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Hate that I want this. xitter.cf/NYMag/status/705253383…
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"Barack Obama is President of the United States until January 20, 2017—that is a fact, whether the Republicans like it or not." —Hillary
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I like when people that are sick decide what day they're not contagious anymore.
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Joe Biden and Al Gore might jump in the presidential race. At this point the Democrats are a month away from reanimating FDR's corpse.
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Papelbon has blown more saves than Jason Michaels and I would blow lines before trying to hit bombs in BP, well almost...
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You will be missed greatly James Gandolfini Maybe best actor ever on a tv series. Salute'
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Weekend lineup for the Surf City Hotel:
FRI: Jason Booth (@RudyLotsafun) 9pm
SAT: @ThePicklesBand 10pm
#LBI | Facebook.com/SurfCityHotel
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Stanley's birthday and @RudyLotsafun playing at the hotel #bigday
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If you say “Ocupado!” when I knock on your bathroom stall, steel yourself for a pretty intense eye-roll when you walk out.
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Ryan Gosling invites you to come on down and check out his acting range: ow.ly/jdolh