Jason Booth

I was so happy for the St. Peters win that I puked just like Holloway’s child did.

Voting centers should give out a free beer or glass of wine with every vote cast. The cost of the cases of terrible red wine and light beer that the country pays for will be far less than ruining America for another four years, and everyone loves a free drink. #freebooze2020

People who ask that acoustic musicians turn down their volume are the worst type of people. – at Surf City, NJ

Why do older men in polo shirts always get out of their car to supervise the gas pump/attendant? Arms folded and everything, like they are gonna catch a 3 cent error... – at Manahawkin, NJ

You can probably stop at one “my kid is on the honor roll” sticker for the back of your car. – at Surf City, NJ

There are way too many people in the world who don’t know the difference between the words “lose” and “loose”. – at West New York, NJ

I was at the @Eagles parade today. It was amazing. It was also exponentially larger than @realDonaldTrump ‘s inauguration crowd. – at Philadelphia, PA

New term for when you drink way too much to the point of a disastrous blackout but somehow turn it around and continue to Party: He/She “Marvin Lewis’ed” – at West New York, NJ

Why couldn’t @FoxNews be included in the Disney deal? Would have been nice to fill that joke of a channel with Disney characters to lighten up all of the nonsense they call news. – at West New York, NJ

Congratulations, Alabama! You actually did the right thing. – at New Jersey, USA

We need to find @didoofficial and beg her to start making music again. There are countless bottles of wine just waiting to be drank while listening to that voice. – at North Bergen, NJ

I’ve never gotten a shopping cart @Target that didn’t have a broken wheel. This statement holds true across the country, as I make it a point to shop in as many @Target’s as I possibly can. – at Edgewater, NJ

Since it’s 2017, are we still expected to trust a person or business that uses a Hotmail account for communication?

If I chased after my hopes and dreams with the same intensity that I search around my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I would be incredibly successful. – at West New York, NJ

@tedhammock nah, not this time. But you bet your ass if a bar was out of well scotch, @ScotchSquatch would flip some tables

You can tell a lot about a person when they are at a bar at 3pm arguing with management over the fact that they are out of Seagrams VO. – at Manahawkin, NJ

Pretty fun being an Eagles fan lately. – at Tuckerton, NJ

Big mouth on @netflix is the greatest show I’ve seen in a while. Non stop hilarity – at West New York, NJ

Space Jam is on VH1 right now. You're welcome. – at West New York, NJ

Working in bars for over 10 years has taught me one important thing: there is no drink order trashier than that of a vodka/coke. – at West New York, NJ