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Steve

@ScotchSquatch

Big fan of extended happy hours. Order my books on Amazon. Go to my website please. Ask me about my pepperoni maneuvers.

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Joined December 2010
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This gas station attendant smells absolutely incredible. It’s like the most perfect combination of the gas and whatever cologne he has on. I kinda want to compliment him.
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In Cigs We Trust #blog
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In Cigs we Trust

In Cigs we Trust

Explore the irony of our obsessive supplementation in a world where connection feels lost. Sometimes, a simple cigarette break is all we need.

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In Cigs we Trust

In Cigs we Trust

Explore the irony of our obsessive supplementation in a world where connection feels lost. Sometimes, a simple cigarette break is all we need.

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Did these two kiss and makeup yet or are they still frothing with sexual tension? #MNF
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I have no fucking idea what this lady is saying #nfl
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Indiana might not lose a game all year. Especially if they keep playing teams like North Texas #CollegeFootball #CFB #NCAAFootball
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Hey @BarstoolBigCat can we buy the Mountain Dew/ barstool basketballs? A green basketball is so fun
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LeBron James is Excited to Represent Philadelphia From a Safe Distance (in New York) thescotchsquatch.com/2026/07…
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@KFCBarstool
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I’m gonna assume he got super close to getting home, just a few yards away, and then he fumbled his drink putting on his turn signal. What a dork. #tonyromo
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I’ll tell you what, a goal would be cool. #FIFAWorldCup #FWC26
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Watching that soccer game last night without putting a bet on it felt like holding in a sneeze for two hours. I can’t wait to rub my therapists nose in it. #FifaWorldCup
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I heard the halftime performance is gonna be Morgan Wallen whipping chairs into the crowd with he sings one of his garbage songs #nbafinals
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THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN NBA PLAYOFF HISTORY.
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Some lucky rich guy is gonna have the sniff of his life
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The courtside seat that Taylor Swift sat in during Game 3 of the Eastern Conference finals between the New York Knicks and the Cleveland Cavaliers has been listed for auction. Swift attended the game with her fiancé, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce. spr.ly/6018B8aoW0
Blank space: Taylor Swift's Eastern Conference finals courtside Cavaliers seat up for auction

Blank space: Taylor Swift's Eastern Conference finals courtside Cavaliers seat up for auction

The Grammy Award-winning artist and her soon-to-be-husband Travis Kelce attended Game 3 of the Eastern Conference finals between the New York Knicks and Cleveland Cavaliers.

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In Brunson we trust #knicks thescotchsquatch.com/2026/06…
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When I was 11 I got a Patrick Ewing jersey for my birthday. And most days when I wasn’t ripping wheelies up and down the block, I had that jersey on and I’d be playing hoops in front of my house do…

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Lets fucking go Knicks
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Hey @DoorDash I have an idea. It’s called the bid higher button. And what it does is when it’s late and you put an order through it allows you to update the tip to try and get someone to pick up your order.
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Is Timothy challotmay at the #knicks game? I love seeing his little skinny weird ass in his big adult jeans
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The elderly reception who called me, ‘her boyfriend’ just called some other guy her boyfriend too and I’m livid. Absolutely livid.
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