Screenwriter and fart joke enthusiast Popular tweets: https://xitter.cf/t.co/cVlfPJFRBK

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Joined April 2009
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Avatar Fire and Ash is like Raiders prime time games: nobody asked for it, but they're sure as fuck giving it to us anyways
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Replying to @ScreenWriteMe
It's a passion!
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This signals the official end of Toyotathon
Just a coyote howling from the rooftop of a car in Tucson, Ariz.
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Replying to @Vhalechark
This joke is beautiful
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🎵 You don’t wanna fuck with Santa Cause Santa will fucking kill you
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Replying to @mom_tho
Big hugs, sis❤️🍅
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Jason Not Evil retweeted
me: *starts the washer* me, two minutes later: what's that noise
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Jason Not Evil retweeted
Jake Paul inspired me to wake up my dad and punch him in the face
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I need to become a boxer. I mean, I hate fighting but love wearing shorts with superfluous fringe
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Jason Not Evil retweeted
“Okay, climb in and let’s try this again.”
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Replying to @deephurting
They'll sneak up on you
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Replying to @LilSpanky
It comes when you least expect it
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JD Vance is a fusion of every kid that vanished on the Wonka Factory tour.
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