29 | @strwbrysojeu ♡

Joined November 2021
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She called me retarded and it felt like a kiss
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e sex on the walkie talkie, call that radiohead
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Jamie retweeted
if we started e-dating today we could have cancel threads on each other by september
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why did my brother have a magnum condom in his room we got the same genes i know he doesn’t need all that
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Jamie retweeted
Can I get a tracking number?
The universe is about to bless you financially.
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full of soup
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she calls me paul atreides because of what my worm is dune two her
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When she takes off her underwear and I turn on YouTube because I cant eat without it
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We desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are
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Latest read
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Jamie retweeted
good morning
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she let me hit on 9/11 so i’d never forget
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Jamie retweeted
Buitengebieden
@buitengebieden4 Aug 2024
Otter helping mommy cat with her kittens.. 😊 xitter.cf/buitengebieden/status/…
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