hi guys

My curiosity has violated me. I’m never ever ever clicking on a post ever again

Imagine you’re about to be in a car crash and ur car decides to fucking lift off and fly for a bit to save your ass

Work put me in a shitty hotel last week, if the hotel this week is shit after a 5hr train journey I might just…

Who would ever do that!!!! Sick

A hundred roses. A thousand petals. Still nowhere near enough to show how much you mean to me

It’s 6pm and I’m already thinking about going to bed, I wish I could stay in work just for the distraction

Gaming always feels better after being productive first. I can’t explain it

You guys just ain’t freaky enough

Work sent me to another location to fix a 5 month on going problem in 3 days and I actually did it. If I don’t get the promotion I’m looking for I’ll be seeking new employment fr

I can be funny sometimes

Whoever finds him, take good care of my little guy🥲

Went to deep sea and came back to no base. Maaan fuck my chungus life

I said I’m Larry, she chose Luke! We’ll see who gets picked, our relationship is on the line here!! (We’re watching Eternity)

My girlfriend only wants to see me sooner if she can’t get 5sos tickets 😭😭

Im the type of guy to have plans, get home and shower quickly, get dressed, and then decide to stay home and listen to my gf snore while I watch YouTube for the night

I was about to nut in her mouth but it went up her nose and she freaked out and then I freaked out and pulled a muscle and we spent the rest of the night laying in bed with her massaging my arm 😭

Tell me why ChatGPT is slipping Hindi words into my presentation that I asked it to reword professionally💀

Missing her goofy ass