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707 → 916 → 202. Professional swamp creature and Google Sheets supremacist 🏳️‍🌈 ✡︎

Washington, DC
Joined November 2018
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Jacob Edwards retweeted
What winning by 4,405 votes in a Trump +16 seat will do to a man
notable -- GOP Rep. French Hill leaves the door open to supporting the impeachment of Pete Hegseth, and says he's not satisfied with how the war against Iran has been handled
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No Kings wasn't fucking around
Welcome back Thirteen Colonies
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Jacob Edwards retweeted
Zohran Mamdani more popular with Jewish voters than Netanyahu and Trump — GBAO poll
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Bro got beat so bad he didn’t even try calling it rigged
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I’m going to lib out in a way that is destructive to myself and others tomorrow #OneBottleOfWinePerSenateSeat
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Jacob Edwards retweeted
Fuck this shit
Republican Senate nominee Mike Rogers appearing with Democrat U.S. Rep. Haley Stevens at Perfecting Church in Detroit
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Jacob Edwards retweeted
Once again coming out STRONGLY against Congressional term limits. Populist idea, inherently anti-democratic. If voters want a sharp, cogent ten-termer, let them have it. The longer someone is in office, the better they are at legislating.
My big idea: A fix the darn country constitutional amendment. ✅Ban partisan gerrymandering ✅Create term limits for Congress and the Supreme Court ✅Overturn Citizens United and get dark and corporate money out of politics ✅Ban stock trading by federal officials
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Jacob Edwards retweeted
everyone in six days
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Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff
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Jacob Edwards retweeted
ADL's statement on Trump using the word "shylock" in 2026 v. ADL's statement on Trump using the word "shylock" in 2025. A key difference
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every time a government account tweets something they flip a coin to determine whether the gay intern or the groyper intern will write it
Okay, but we look GOOD.
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Jacob Edwards retweeted
“Am I shadow banned” dude your followers got blown up by a Ukrainian drone
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Saudi construction heir Osama bin Laden, who spent the 1980s fighting the Soviet Union in Afghanistan and later faced legal trouble in Manhattan federal court, has died at home, surrounded by family. He was 54.
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Jacob Edwards retweeted
If elected, Pappas would serve in the Senate with Chuck Grassley, who was 41 years old when the chicken tender was invented by Pappas' grandfather.
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Wild how the Supreme Court basically stopped Biden from doing basically anything on his own, yet has given Trump almost every single thing he has asked for, without any pushback. Balls and strikes, though!
BREAKING: The Supreme Court has cleared the way for President Trump's executive order restricting mail-in voting ahead of midterms. apnews.com/article/trump-mai…
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The Supreme Court stayed one injunction blocking the EO on standing/ripeness grounds, without ruling on its legality. A separate USPS injunction remains. Full implementation for midterms is uncertain amid timing and likely further challenges. scotusblog.com/2026/08/suprem… supremecourt.gov/opinions/25pdf… votebeat.org/national/2026/…
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Jacob Edwards retweeted
As a non Christian, I am outraged that this is being forced down my throat.
Join us for Christian Faith Night at the ballpark on Thursday, August 20! Following the game, fans can enjoy faith-based music, pray with the O's team pastor, hear player testimonials, and more! 🎟️ Orioles.com/Tickets
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Jacob Edwards retweeted
So this is pretty wild: A polling firm that came out of nowhere to show Francesca Hong with a 23-point lead over David Crowley in the Wisconsin primary has shut down and said its whole operation was bogus
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Jacob Edwards retweeted
real yearners act like they're taken when they have a crush
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no god created YOU in his image. god created me when he was in a weird mood
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do you struggle with spatial awareness? is your favorite activity gathering up all your friends and blocking people from moving around you on a busy day? consider becoming a tourist to Washington DC
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