@JohnnyCJordan

All things NHL. In a world of irrational Boston sports fans, I am a rational Pats, Bruins, Red Sox and Celtics fan.

 Manhattan, NY
Joined January 2012
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Depends where in the field but if it’s inside the 10: Danny Amendola.
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@HawkEmDownChris7h
You can’t say Jerry Rice, Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, or Calvin Johnson. You’re down 5 with 5 seconds left in the Super Bowl. Name a receiver you’re trusting to catch the game-winning touchdown.
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Obviously you have to catch the ball, but AJ Brown was open all day. I can think of 2 off the top of my head that were worse than Brown. At this point, everything he says is just trolling.
Patriots on CLNS
@PatriotsCLNS4h
.@GregABedard says he has to get used to watching A.J. Brown and disagrees with the decision to play him for 52 snaps: "That was one of if not the worst wide receiver performances I've seen." "I'm used to watching wide receivers that go 100% all out all the time... That's not the case with A.J. Brown." FULL EPISODE👇 ▶️youtu.be/lFmDJtfPihc
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RIP Xbox 2001 - 2028
CharlieIntel
@charlieINTEL6h
Xbox reportedly intends to release its next-generation console in 2028 Xbox reportedly projecting the console to cost $1,200 - $1,800, unless the company subsidizes some of the cost Source: Fortune Magazine
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My 4 YO son and I are big Khusnutdinov fans. He just asked for his jersey and I was waiting for the extension before buying one.
Kevin Weekes
@KevinWeekes8h
**Breaking News** 🚨 📰 Per sources, I’m told the versatile F Khusnutdinov and the @NHLBruins are closing in on a contract extension. #HockeyX
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That day with almost 0 bots was awesome, but it didn’t last long.
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The hardest part of talking to women strangers is that I want to call them “buddy”, “pal” or “brother” so bad, but I can’t.
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The average price of a ticket in season was $40. For all playoff games (except WS): $277.25. We’re mocking people for thinking a 2,000% mockup is crazy? What a fucking twat.
Gary Sheffield Jr.
@GarysheffieldJrOct 17
Replying to @tjh1979
Is this your way of telling me you’re poor and you blame your parents? Take that up with them.
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Markup*, friggin autocorrect.
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These people are sick. Give him a paddle boat and put him at 40° 6.80’N, 172° 23.84’ W (Cars 2 reference). orlandoweekly.com/news/forme…

Former Florida Republican lawmaker Michael Caruso arrested on child sexual abuse charges

Palm Beach County Clerk of Circuit Court and Comptroller Mike Caruso, a former Republican legislator, was arrested by the Florida Department of Law

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ADAM
@adamemediaOct 19
The man standing next to Randy Fine and Ron DeSantis, in Israel, is Mike Caruso, currently on trial for forcing his penis into his 3 year old grandson’s mouth and peeing in it. Randy Fine’s political committee donated to him.
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Seeing Jets people not happy about the OPI on Cooper to negate that TD. To me it didn’t look like much, but it’s a definite penalty when you block someone past 5 yards down the field.
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The fact that everyone during thr Devils goal song yells “you suck!” Makes their goal song bottom 5.
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If I lose fantasy because my kicker decided to do something like this, I’ll be pissed.
Hater Report
@HaterReportOct 18
The Rams cut 245-pound kicker Harrison Mevis… Their NEW 156-pound KICKER hurt himself trying to make a tackle and is OUT for the rest of the game 😭
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I hope Kiner is what we thought Treyveon was going to be. Not that Henderson has been bad, just that I thought he would bring a ton of speed comparatively to Rhamondre.
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This Patriots-Jets game is the reason why offensive line depth is one of the most important aspects of a teams success.
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Me looking for Patriots/Bruins tweets, but getting spoon fed video after video of a guy falling to his death.
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People actually listen to these guys’ opinions.
Jerry Thornton
@jerrythorntonOct 17
UNC is imploding right now. If they let this lead slip away to Duke, Belichick is going to be burying guys underneath his doghouse.
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The ball that AJ Brown caught ruled an incompletion was clearly a catch. I don’t think the ball hit the ground at all. Then the ref has the audacity to say “3rd down New England” and it was 2nd down.
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If you want to lose a few brain cells, I urge you to read the comments. My favorite is: “because Texas isn’t liberal” because Austin is one of the most liberal cities in the country.
The Boston Globe
@BostonGlobeOct 15
By the numbers, Austin isn’t so different from Boston. But only one of the cities is booming. As young people exit Massachusetts at an alarming rate, here's why Texas is becoming a top destination. trib.al/glpJz6J
Armando Bisono, wearing a T-shirt and cap, walks in downtown Austin. Text on the card reads: “He left Boston for Austin. He’s not the only one. Texas has become a top destination for those leaving Massachusetts. Why?”

ALT Armando Bisono, wearing a T-shirt and cap, walks in downtown Austin. Text on the card reads: “He left Boston for Austin. He’s not the only one. Texas has become a top destination for those leaving Massachusetts. Why?”

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Son loves to skate and the last 2 weeks on Friday night, he’s misbehaved and wife punished him with no skating this week. This is me both times.
TheBannedChief🃏🃏22
@BannedChiefOct 16
Been there. It's rough.
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This is every game for every team during warmups. I would guess this is similar across all sports teams too.
Nichole
@nickyyknowsballOct 15
Made a mistake buying front row tickets, I have grown ass adults (not children, grown adults) enclosing in on my personal space
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Pre-game warm-up crowding at the glass by fans from upper/lower sections is standard NHL practice, explicitly permitted at T-Mobile Arena where ushers allow movement to the boards regardless of ticket location. blog.ticketmaster.com/going-to-nhl-g… thehockeywriters.com/video-20-unwri… gamedayguides.com/t-mobile-arena…
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