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Jacob Edwards

@JacobBEdwards

707 → 916 → 202. Professional swamp creature and Google Sheets supremacist 🏳️‍🌈 ✡︎

 Washington, DC
Joined November 2018
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Who tf is Hollen? Jake is just making people up
Jake Tapper 🦅 (@jaketapper) profile pictureJake Tapper 🦅
@jaketapperNov 10
The 11 House Democrats who didn’t vote in the effort to kill the Hegseth impeachment resolution (which succeeded 210-204) were: Brownley Correa Hollen Hosford Jackson (IL) Pelosi Pettersen Stansbury Stevens Strickland Wilson (FL)
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Jacob Rubashkin@JacobRubashkinNov 8
What winning by 4,405 votes in a Trump +16 seat will do to a man
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Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparNov 8
notable -- GOP Rep. French Hill leaves the door open to supporting the impeachment of Pete Hegseth, and says he's not satisfied with how the war against Iran has been handled
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Idk man if I lost a generational wipeout for doing the opposite of what people wanted I might not promote my top policy guy
VoteHub (@VoteHub) profile pictureVoteHub
@VoteHubNov 6
NEWS - President Donald J. Trump has promoted Stephen Miller to White House Chief of Staff, starting next Monday.
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These jokes are so funny in part because they’re kinda true When Dems assume the House majority the Education & Workforce Committee will become Education & Labor
ProbablyApril ✨ (@oh_itsapriltoo) profile pictureProbablyApril ✨@oh_itsapriltooNov 5
They're renaming IHOP to the International House of Pronouns.
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No Kings wasn't fucking around
Polling USA (@USA_Polling) profile picturePolling USA
@USA_PollingNov 5
Welcome back Thirteen Colonies
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NewsWire
@NewsWire_USNov 5
Zohran Mamdani more popular with Jewish voters than Netanyahu and Trump — GBAO poll
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I support the dothraki approach to committee assignments
Chris Marquette (@ChrisMarquette_) profile pictureChris Marquette@ChrisMarquette_Nov 4
Troy Jackson wants a seat on the Senate Appropriations Committee: “I know it's based on seniority, but I think if I beat the appropriations chair, then I should be on appropriations. That's going to be my argument, anyways,” he said.
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First thing we’re doing in the new majority is locking Sam Forstag in a batting cage
The Hill (@thehill) profile pictureThe Hill
@thehillNov 4
#BREAKING: MLB’s Mark Teixeira wins Chip Roy’s open Texas House seat thehill.com/homenews/campaig…
MLB’s Teixeira wins Roy’s open Texas House seat

MLB’s Teixeira wins Roy’s open Texas House seat

Former MLB first baseman Mark Teixeira (R) is projected to succeed Rep. Chip Roy (R) in representing Texas’s 21st Congressional District, according to preliminary results from Decision Desk HQ (DDH…

thehill.com
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Zack Bornstein@ZackBornsteinNov 4
Bro got beat so bad he didn’t even try calling it rigged
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I’m going to lib out in a way that is destructive to myself and others tomorrow #OneBottleOfWinePerSenateSeat
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George Lundgren@george_lundgrenNov 1
Fuck this shit
Sam Robinson (@samueljrob) profile pictureSam Robinson@samueljrobNov 1
Republican Senate nominee Mike Rogers appearing with Democrat U.S. Rep. Haley Stevens at Perfecting Church in Detroit
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Jake Green@JakeGreenBruhOct 28
Once again coming out STRONGLY against Congressional term limits. Populist idea, inherently anti-democratic. If voters want a sharp, cogent ten-termer, let them have it. The longer someone is in office, the better they are at legislating.
Andy Beshear (@AndyBeshearKY) profile pictureAndy Beshear
@AndyBeshearKYOct 28
My big idea: A fix the darn country constitutional amendment. ✅Ban partisan gerrymandering ✅Create term limits for Congress and the Supreme Court ✅Overturn Citizens United and get dark and corporate money out of politics ✅Ban stock trading by federal officials
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@_sn_nOct 28
everyone in six days
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Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff
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Sam Stein
@samsteinOct 20
ADL's statement on Trump using the word "shylock" in 2026 v. ADL's statement on Trump using the word "shylock" in 2025. A key difference
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every time a government account tweets something they flip a coin to determine whether the gay intern or the groyper intern will write it
The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouseOct 15
Okay, but we look GOOD.
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JJ in NH@JustJoshinNHOct 11
“Am I shadow banned” dude your followers got blown up by a Ukrainian drone
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The secret service agents screening White House visitors when Susan Dell pulls up
CBS News (@CBSNews) profile pictureCBS News
@CBSNewsOct 7
Susan Dell, wife of Dell Technologies CEO Michael Dell, encouraged families to register for Trump Accounts while speaking alongside the president on Wednesday. After Mrs. Dell’s speech, President Trump asked Mr. Dell whether his wife was considering running for office and gave her his "complete and total endorsement." The Dells previously pledged a donation of $6.25 billion to the Trump Accounts.
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Saudi construction heir Osama bin Laden, who spent the 1980s fighting the Soviet Union in Afghanistan and later faced legal trouble in Manhattan federal court, has died at home, surrounded by family. He was 54.
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As hard as he tries he’ll never be Jonah Ryan
Clavicular (@clavicular) profile pictureClavicular
@clavicularOct 5
I take doxycycline daily as part of my looksmaxing routine because it lets me slay without getting STIs. Now, doxycycline is the rare drug to stop the plague in Russia. Another mog for looksmaxers.
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Doxycycline after sex can reduce risk of some bacterial STIs in certain high-risk groups but does not prevent viral STIs like HIV or herpes and daily use risks resistance and other harms. Doxycycline is not recommended for treating pneumonic plague, only bubonic plague. cdc.gov/plague/hcp/cli… cdc.gov/sti/prevention/
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