wife. mother. lover of art.
New York
Joined June 2010
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Not trying to slut shame anyone, but all of you could stand to be a little sluttier
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Tennessee makes headlines for 2 reasons: Dolly did something cool or our governor like, banned wheelchair ramps.
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knowing stuff is probably the worst thing you could do for your mental health
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thinking about how madonna gave us one of the biggest dance songs of the 21st century at age 47 and danced in the video for it with eight broken bones after falling off a horse a few weeks earlier
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help! somehow, i signed up for a class at the beginning of the semester but never attended any sessions. now i have the big final exam that’s 70% of my grade! idk how this happened but i learned about it last night while i was sleeping so it must be true
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You think Cinderella was bummed at midnight, what about those mice? They were HORSES for a few hours.
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Stop. We can only laugh so much.
Trump's #MajorAnnouncement is a major flop.
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I'll tell you who died in White Lotus: me, after having to listen to all those North American hermit thrushes singing in the background of a Sicilian resort. Those birds aren't found anywhere near Europe!
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benadryl: oh you’ll go to sleep alright
me: awesome! and then i’ll wake up?
benadryl: in a sense
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Mom is always mom... 😍🥰
#goldenretriever
Jaclyn Rink Crowley retweeted
BREAKING: @GuyFieri has been re-elected Mayor of Flavortown.
