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I’m the true love of my life❤️

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined August 2014
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One of the happiest days of my life 😊❤
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We are busy with elections ✋🏾
What's the difference between someone who likes you and someone who is serious about you?
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I spend money as an act of faith. The substance of things hoped for and the evidence of things not seen indeed.
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Leave us alone
1. My final advocacy thread urging people to vote for Helen Zille. This entails a vote for the DA. I have said before & I say again, JHB is dying because of the actions of its political elite. Helen is the only one with experience of a municipal turnaround. Without her JHB dies.
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Wena le mmao
Masinikeni iANC ione last chance 🖤💚💛🤧
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How do you fit in the sink
Sleeping with dirty dishes on the sink is the absolute ghetto
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Patriarchs attempting to rebrand patriarchy...
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honestly no woman who has genuinely understood feminism has ever regretted it. if you think feminism is something women should feel embarrassed or regretful about, you probably never understood it in the first place. hope that helps.
I genuinely think a time will come when many women will regret supporting the version of feminism being glorified today. And I’m not talking about equal rights, opportunities, or financial independence. I’m talking about pseudo-feminism that teaches women they don’t need a man, compromising is weakness, making sacrifices is losing yourself, and that earning money means you should never have to adjust for anyone. Where respecting your husband is called submission, putting effort into a relationship is considered desperate, and walking away is celebrated more than working things out. And I think many women will realise how damaging this mindset was, perhaps in their late thirties or forties, when they look back and understand that they were taught to see partnership as a burden rather than something worth building. I genuinely believe that day is not very far away.
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Yohh guys. Joburg is my only home, please don’t do this to me 😔 I can’t move anywhere else
Helen Zille could soon be the first white mayor of post-apartheid Johannesburg. Such a result could point to the beginnings of a less racialised politics economist.com/middle-east-an…
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To blame feminism for men's unhappiness is to admit that men's happiness depended on the continued oppression on women
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This is rape btw
👱‍♂️: Almost starts to enter. 👩: I don’t want to have sex, stop. 👱‍♂️: Please just the tip, just the tip. 👩: No. *starts to get up* 👱‍♂️: Okay fine, no sex but you can’t just leave me like this. 👩:Wdym? 👱‍♂️: I have blue balls it’s not fair, you’re selfish, please at least suck me.
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Into emnandi ngoba nebele is that, uma izinto zingahlangani ufaka isandla ebeleni ube sharp. 😭😭👍
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Use your vote wisely, do not vote for @MYANC
10 Days without water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously @CityofJoburgZA @JoburgWater @Rand_Water Seriously??????????????????????
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😂🤣
“Potholes will be there because we live in the situation of a climate change there are rains water the the streets get washed out” ANC SG Fikile Mbalula “We are not talking something that you know is falling from the sky we talking about what government is going to do to help” @MbalulaFikile
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"As a non-aborted child, I would like to let you guys know I'm NOWHERE near curing cancer." I gagged.
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I better leave in a pink coffin
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Not my shenanigans resurfacing 😭
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This year has been a shitshow wa nkutlwa?🤣
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Are you laughing at my pain?🤣🤣🤣ngizok’bamba
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When you are unmarried & childless there is an undeniable pressure to show off other accomplishments. Like your career has to be exceptional in order to justify “choosing it over” a relationship
I think relationships give ppl social credibility that single ppl have to establish individually. Being chosen is treated as evidence that you're desirable, stable, capable of commitment, etc. So ppl outsource their sense of adulthood to someone else's willingness to be with them
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We’ve known Fanon since we were teenagers
The day (South) Africans discover Franz Fanon’s philosophical work, the equivalent of The French Revolution will emerge.
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