François Mitterrand retire bitch. (they/them) 🏳️‍🌈

Sydney
Joined February 2008
Another day volunteering at the UCL museum. Everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck Jeremy Bentham's corpse. Buddy, they won't even let me fuck it.
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A key thing here is the two poems in the screenshot in the QT QT are absolutely fucking horrible and I got through one stanza before recoiling in horror. How could you not hate it.
Something interesting on this, I downloaded the data to get a closer look and one important thing is, it’s not that people think the AI poems are like a bit better on average. Rather, people sometimes hate the human poems, and never hate the AI poems.
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I'm not a Sylvia Plath expert but do her poems ever rhyme?
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Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord retweeted
progress in mathematics will inevitably slow. indeed, once you count high enough the numbers take a very long time to say out loud
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Gavin Newsom pardon Sirhan Sirhan right now the world needs him!!
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Elon Musk is a stupid cunt and will never stop being such.
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Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord retweeted
This is literally what the actual name for television means
The Icelandic word for television is sjónvarp, which means something like "sight caster" or "vision thrower." And the word for computer, tölva, means "prophetess of numbers" or "number witch"
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Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord retweeted
To be fair, you could drive for 149 hours across Vatican City if you drive slow enough
You can drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia
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Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord retweeted
All true! You did it all on your own and you provide a great news service using a social media platform. You give school aged Australians a voice. Govts must not suppress young talent and initiative through blunt force, heavy- handed bans
I literally founded @6NewsAU and I can tell you that no, we would not exist today if we had teachers/parents monitoring every single output until we turned 16 From the very start our whole point has been teens doing this independently – my parents wouldn’t know how to run it lol
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Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord retweeted
Replying to @nbarrett100
We've taken this very seriously. Here's a chart showing the true scale of the North-bat divide.
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Your tweets have been on a public website for the entire time AI has been scraping websites for training data how is the Twitter TOS change anything except making this explicit.
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Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord retweeted
There’s a male loneliness epidemic and the only way to solve it is a man’s shirt with two (2) neck holes. Two men in one shirt. 4 men two shirts, smoking 4 cigarettes outside one gas station. It’s all mathematics
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For 55 years, Sesame Street has welcomed all children to learn and play with our furry friends, friendly monsters, and warm and gentle grown-ups. Everyone has a place on Sesame Street and has since our first episode premiered on November 10th, 1969. Happy #SesameStreetDay
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I thought I was getting depressed because I was spending too much time on social media so I mostly quit it for my last few weeks of work and it made no difference and now I'm spending all my train trip/chilling time on holiday online and I feel fine so apparently it was work.
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This is annoying because quitting social media when I get back home is so much easier than getting a new job. 🙃
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Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord retweeted
i would like to apologize for this post. It appears there are sillier billies. i will be donating to the silly willy foundation to pay my respects to those who came before me.
I just feel like im one of the silliest billies of all time…the silliest billy If u will
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