@Human5000

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 McAllen, TX
Joined July 2009
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Sunsets make me soooo happy πŸŒ…
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ِ@controdictingJun 11
who am i without my sensitive heart?
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horse
@horsetwtingApr 30
fuck you
cow
@cowincrisisApr 30
horses always clopping. just walk normally. fucking idiots.
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Him not flinching should've been enough of a sign to just walk out πŸ’€
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pisces, you made the right decision today.
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6:22 is the new Texas smoke time
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This is the fight I need!! Let’s go August 16 fico #ufc319
MMA UNCENSORED
@MMAUNCENSORED117 Jun 2025
King Green vs. Diego Ferreira lightweight is official at #UFC319 on August 16th!
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Want to read a poem I wrote about fight sports that just got published? It’ll only take a second.
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this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes
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sin@devourthedemand30 May 2025
Shout out to aliens fr
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agreed 🫢
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RILEY!@RILEYtheband19 Apr 2025
happy birthday to 2024’s aoty sweetheart, keep your cool. we’re currently writing and recording new stuff but in the meantime you can revisit or keep listening to this record because i still think its very special:) thanks everyone for a cool year!
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hong@DumbuBastard11 Apr 2025
found out that the singer of alien ant farm is on twitter and spends his time just calling republicans gay in various ways
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Big Chump@Johnny420Boi29 Mar 2025
Corpse pile tonight
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Jairon@Jair1228G27 Mar 2025
Yolanda shithead Saldivar parole denied and an Astros W.
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it’s tiiiiiimeeeeeee
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SATURDAY AT CINE EL REY DOWNTOWN MCALLEN, TX
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hell yeah! i’m a fucking rocker πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³
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critter
@BecomingCritter17 Mar 2025
techsiren β™₯︎
@techhsiren15 Mar 2025
is there a specific post that you still think about
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Melech.
@MelechThomas11 Mar 2025
He letting the Sticky Bandits know that he back in NYC and he want all the smoke
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@LostFrisco11 Mar 2025
why he threw his set up??
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