She's my Rushmore, Max. Based on a true story. Full time dreamer, part time underachiever, capable Lobby Boy & saver of Latin. Often fooled by a good curveball.

Phoenix, Arizona USA
Joined April 2009
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Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 7
Trump's face is drooping HARD as he struggles to stay awake
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So, only Arizona people will get why this is hilarious, but The Husband & Wife Law Team was spotted going hard at the Ice Cube concert. hahaha
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I'm on way to Colombia for stem cell treatment to hopefully fix my back that's becoming agonizingly painful. Updates to come.
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No better feeling than to score the game winner in the Minnesota High School championship. Congrats Mahtomedi.
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#OurPack representing in Sharks Territory for @ClaytonKeller37. ⭐️
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Suck it, Bannon
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MAD magazine for one year, for $4......#whynot #groupon #howilearnedtodraw #regressing
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Wow. From one of the most thoughtful and measured journalists around... xitter.cf/davidmaraniss/status/8…
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For Americans 14 and younger, icing on penalty kill won’t be allowed bostonglobe.com/sports/bruin…
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Love is love. #PrideTO
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There's a Wild #StateOfHockey crowd in the desert tonight for #MINvsARI 🤗
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Hey Republicans, don't worry, that burn is covered under the Affordable Care Act
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Jimmy Kimmel
@jimmykimmel11 Aug 2014
Robin was as sweet a man as he was funny. If you're sad, please tell someone.
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I am proud and happy to announce that Mr. John Lacy will be joining the season 4 cast of @HellOnWheelsAMC whosay.com/l/gvN8M3E
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Steve Jobs: born out of wedlock, put up for adoption at birth, dropped out of college, then changed the world. What's your excuse? - @jwmoss
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A homophobe is like someone who farts in public, shouting to distract from what his own ass probably just did. #HypocrASSy
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Former SNL star Victoria Jackson thinks Glee is turning boys gay. I think Victoria Jackson is more to blame for that.
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