She's my Rushmore, Max. Based on a true story. Full time dreamer, part time underachiever, capable Lobby Boy & saver of Latin. Often fooled by a good curveball.
Phoenix, Arizona USA
Joined April 2009
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Hope #Natalie or one of these #MAGA misfits remembered to pack the #Narcan : #DiaperDon launched into #FentFold slumber today on live television, surrounded by about a dozen people. Totally normal, right? Junkie-In-Chief is one Oxy away from his #BigBeautifulObituary.
Pinch Me. Someone tell #MAGA that their outrage of the day, "bare" and "naked" is one word. If I Had $1,000,000, I suspect #Magatards will forget all about this in One Week #barenakedladies - Thanks That Was Fun
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So, only Arizona people will get why this is hilarious, but The Husband & Wife Law Team was spotted going hard at the Ice Cube concert. hahaha
#citizensleaguejustice has had irony slapped upside it’s performative face. Stole the ID of a registered MN voter in order to register a gaggle of illegal voters. These clowns couldn’t be more stupid if they tried. And they try hard. Pricks for clicks. cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/a…
There are two types of people in this world: 1- those that are shocked and surprised by this revelation and 2- total liars.
#MAGA #IranWar #DementiaDon
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This is way too funny. As if there were many more ways to get the world to hate #Argentina more - this one take the cake. TBH, Spain should take ‘em up on their “demands” & play them again. Wash, rinse, repeat. #FIFA should arrange this. gbnews.com/sport/football/ar…
🚨URGENT BULLETIN🚨 Here's news that @NEWSMAX & @FoxNews @foxnation chose not to report: @realDonaldTrump , #USA 's Rapist-In-Chief, has finally paid his victim over $5m, three years after being found liable in Civil Court for raping a woman. #MAGA
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#kashpatel has one less tree to bark up on. #FBI @FBIDirectorKash will be fired before Memorial Day. Sources close to Kash say he’s hardly in the office and when he does bother to show up he smells like whiskey nbcnews.com/politics/justice…
PANIC: 🚨 @bennyjohnson and #MAGA nitwits. Hypocrisy best served w/side of irony. Thank you #PuertoRico 🇺🇸 #Patriot #BadBunny, for the highest rated domestic #USA halftime show in history, eclipsing Kendrick Lamar's performance last year by nearly a million TV's
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I'm on way to Colombia for stem cell treatment to hopefully fix my back that's becoming agonizingly painful.
Updates to come.
Half the world has #CodyGakpo prop bet to score one goal today in #Eurocopa2024 - so no surprise at all that his winning goal was ruled an "OG". Corruption run amok (Yawn)
We've been t(s)old for 40-years that: huge population, $ resources & history of winning in other sports, that @USMNT can compete & win on a world stage; never do, never will. Ever. We have a cultural proclivity in soccer to lick vanilla & cry when it melts. Generation Participate
Yo @JoeFortenbaugh - The Conn Smythe Trophy has been won twice by a player from a losing team (not just once). First in 1976 - #ReggieLeach won the #NHL #ConnSmythe #StanleyCup Playoffs #MVP award as a member of the @NHLFlyers, who lost the Cup Finals to @CanadiensMTL
Do we laugh or cry? @LMPD was already the most inept police farce in #USA , and along comes this massive #POS to drag Louisville Blues further into the gutter. This fukcstick is so dirty that even his “awards” appear to stem from unethical cop’n nbcnews.com/news/us-news/lou…
Today the @LMPD showed the world once again that they're the most inept, shit-for-brained police fArce in the country. Dumbass cop thought it was smart to outmuscle a moving car that was CLEARLY MARKED to show a higher priority for being there than he did. A well trained idiot.