Computer scientist. Supercomputer pseudo-scientist. Former U.S. Navy cryptologic technician.

Joined July 2024
I have added new features to the NFL @Grok @Bot that provide Kelly Criterion values based on current prediction market values. The bot also provides a custom "Weather factor" adjustment based on the current forecast on gameday. Reports include a summary of injuries. x.ai/bot/guKZ5V775hPM-RP2ufL…
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I tried adding a hat to my profile picture using @Grok, and with my local model. Same prompt. Of course, the text... but I think the local model got the cartoon style of the hat a little closer.
🤖 Made with AI
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My NHL bot is still working, every day there's hockey. Does Los Angeles still have a team, or did they forfeit the season? WOW!
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Remember there used to be a sweet old lady on the network morning shows selling a book about fast food secret recipes at home? I forgot, so I just put a bunch of melted lard and spices to absorb more hickory smoke flavor. "It's the wood that makes it good."
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If Americans don't add a new flag to their profiles quickly, France is going to be destroyed!
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Ever wonder if there's companies out there where IT keeps HR's computers working, and HR does HR things for IT, and the whole company is nothing but an unnecessary circle-jerk? #ConspiracyFriday
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Have you ever "forgot" that your CPU has instructions for just about everything? How much faster can you make the critical inner loops of your program if you just put @Grok to work for a few minutes?
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Yes, I'm still using @Bot to give win probabilities for every NFL and NHL game, and betting pocket change. Damn Eagles in London, should have cashed out! Got the Broncos last night. Still up about 150% Nothing today.
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Ok, some of this is my own laziness, leaving code alone that worked perfectly for years. What's next when your first few hours with @Grok and Cursor you cut the number of lines of code in half, on a project that's already orders of magnitude smaller than your competitors?
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I switched to the new @Grok subscription plan. Seems like a no-brainer because it includes more and still costs less than my premium+ did. Already got the prorated refund, so with the first month half off I'm going to pretend they're paying ME this month. Added bonus, it already automatically reset all my usages on everything back to 0% and I didn't have to do anything!
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I finally found the footage I smuggled out from the Dharma Initiative. The audio skips are likely caused by the electromagnetic anomaly.
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While everyone else with a camera was getting shaky and blurry zoomed in footage I turned mine towards the crowd. The famous Chicago UFO incident in 2014. I'm told we pulled some kind of "Man in the high castle" trick and Mandela Effected that into a different timeline.
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This guy gets it. I had to use a long exposure because it was dark, and I didn't have nice lenses back then.
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Question for anyone over 40: When was the last time you heard a "normie" college-age person talk about file sharing? They're supposed to be tech-savvy, right?
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The real strength of @Grok @Bot is not to use it for travel and dining stuff. What a waste! The real game changer is doing things that took an entire Saturday afternoon messing around, and when you were done you thought "I never want to do that again!" Now you don't have to!
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Now we live in a world where basset hound angels spread color and joy.
Happy Columbus Day! Here’s my first entry for Sloptoberfest!
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What's the point of computers if you can't have a little fun? I had @Grok create a Ruby command line program that uses my local "SI" to quickly change any image however I ask. And by quickly, I mean however long it takes for me to type the command. Plus about a minute to do it.
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I couldn't help myself. I wanted to get a local model running on my machine. I am now 99% convinced that I will never endure any manual messing around with looking up error messages and typing in commands. I typed one sentence into my @grok TUI, and it figured out the whole thing in minutes! 9m38s to be exact, which included the download of the model weights. Yeah, it's only running an "8b" model, but previously everything was telling me even this would be practically impossible on my aging AMD GPU.
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You know what's fun? Having @Grok tell you there's no news to explain why a game that could be a toss-up suddenly became a .37-.63 opportunity. Go Penguins!
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What an exciting ending! Should I have sold before the last minute goal tied it up?
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