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Timothée Bridge retweeted
Sorry I forgot to say this in funny wizard language. She's barmy and gone round the bend
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By this vague ass definition, the following things are art:
-driving a car
-riding in an elevator
-sucking off a dildo
-turning on a sink
-I made art it’s called this movie I didn’t make and am watching cuz I set the vhs in motion
You strip humanity from art. Boo!
Timothée Bridge retweeted
Sooo. You all heard about the cop car that slammed into Bar PM Sunday night. And they arrested the owner for having the audacity to question him. Well here’s the video. 1/
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#Israel has fought 4 wars for its survival against Islamist enemies since its birth as a state. #Ireland has fought 0.
Rule of thumb: If you have no experience and don't know what you're talking about, it's usually prudent to not offer unsolicited "advice"
#IsraelUnderAttack
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Whilst Ireland has not fought against Islamic attackers, it has an extensive history of fighting for the survival of its people and state against external forces.
Ireland also has a history of sympathising with oppressed people due to its own history of oppression
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_c…
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Iris…
Timothée Bridge retweeted
POV: you’re a Stormtrooper being briefed before deployment on the forest moon of Endor
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In honor of @celticsvoice retiring at the end of the next season, here is a thread with some of his best calls:
Timothée Bridge retweeted
Dingo Richardson, Fingus McCringus, Dongu Bongleson, and the frick-dang Albuquerque Nipple Tax… ready to call it quits COWBOY?
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Brendan Fraser in tears during a 6-minute standing ovation for ‘THE WHALE’.
Read our review: bit.ly/WhaleDF
Timothée Bridge retweeted
SO A BOMB DROPS IN 2077 IN A WORLD THAT HAS TAKEN ON THE AESTHETIC OF THE 1950S BUT WITH ROBOTS. YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GO TO A FALLOUT SHELTER CALLED A "VAULT" AND YOUR WIFE AND KID ARE IN A SEPARATE CRYO CHAMBER AND YOU WAKE UP BRIEFLY AND SEE YOUR KID GETTING STOLEN AND THEN Y
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Nancy Pelosi just sent out her first email fundraising off the decision overturning Roe v. Wade.
Timothée Bridge retweeted
God help me, but I’ve made a Twitter because I can’t deal with “TERFs” and their ilk for another minute. My daughter has happily lived her life as trans for years. At first I felt so relieved seeing her finally at peace. In the last year, I do not recognise the same person.
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This morning @GoodTrouble violently swept unhoused folx living near City Hall to film a scripted scene of a fake sweep protest
You cant make this stuff up
