This NOPE poster is amazing because gang, that is NOT a cowboy hat

Naked and Afraid? Oh, yeah thats’s that tv show about when I’m in the shower and the power goes out, right?

Me after I shit the biggest shit my shitty little pants have ever shit in the history of shitty little pants:

The new Captain America movie has a character that is four feet tall, looks like Gollum, every line she speaks sounds like she learned it phonetically, and the explanation for why she’s able to beat up a bunch of 6’4” mercenaries is because “she was born in Israel” 3/10 just bad

I’m not a premature ejaculator, I’m *efficient*

It’s New Year’s Eve not New Year’s Steve

Whoville is an ethnostate

Hey Sabrina Carpenter, do you like failed comedians and Pokémon Nuzlockes?

Cool that one of the ads on this website is an unskippable, unblockable advertisement for a hunting game where the ad is just real footage of animals being killed. Great website. No notes.

Top three observations from me, an idiot: - the fact that day one Biden administration wasn’t “ok let’s plan who we’re gonna run in ‘24” is WILD - Musk buying this site had a MASSIVE impact on narratives - courting moderate republicans over leftists will never make sense

Doing comedy in Dallas and the club is playing Zero Dark Thirty on the tv behind the bar

Just passed a white guy and an Asian guy greeting each other with “whatsup my [n-word]” and I think that’s enough New York City for me imma head out

I mean, sure, but, also, it was funny so, what are we doin’?

The libs are “Ruthkanda Forever-ing” again. Nature is healing.

Sorry Junebug… it’s July

A Fourth of July story in two photographs:

Not to be an absolute loser dweeb but the casual return of the r-word to everyday vernacular is some absolute loser dweeb shit