BREAKING: in a 9-0 decision, the black-robed Supreme Injustices of Mordor have ruled that the Dark Lord has immunity for official acts undertaken while wielding the One ring to rule them all.

142

2,254

18,925

846,983

Will 🏔 · Jul 1, 2024 · 8:10 PM UTC

Will 🏔@w_fink1 Jul 2024

Best product, worst league

NHL News

@PuckReportNHL1 Jul 2024

BREAKING: NHL announces Stan Bowman, Al MacIsaac and Joel Quenneville are eligible to seek employment in the NHL, effective immediately.

178

Dave Itzkoff · Jul 1, 2024 · 3:57 PM UTC

Will 🏔 retweeted

Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoff1 Jul 2024

3,628

112

27,607

1,324,793

Will 🏔 · Apr 5, 2024 · 9:20 PM UTC

Will 🏔@w_fink5 Apr 2024

2 pts are meaningless this year, please tank starting meow, we want Beniers/Wright/Celebrini down the middle

Seattle Kraken

@SeattleKraken5 Apr 2024

morning skate is done looking at the task ahead aiming for two points

ALT Photo of Canner skating during a drill

ALT Photo of Dumo smiling and pointing his stick

ALT Photo of Belly talking to Borgs

145

Will 🏔 · Apr 5, 2024 · 4:25 PM UTC

Will 🏔@w_fink5 Apr 2024

No that’s mackinnon, who has definitely broken more than one Xbox controller ragequitting

Drew Livingstone

@ProducerDrew_4 Apr 2024

Is Kucherov the most unlikable star in the NHL? Also, clear boarding with no call 🧐 xitter.cf/scottmatla/status/1776…

108

claire · Apr 4, 2024 · 11:13 PM UTC

Will 🏔 retweeted

claire@clairernak4 Apr 2024

BRAD MARCHAND 400 CAREER GOALS ON WORLD RAT DAY!!!!

232

2,751

163,454

Will 🏔 · Apr 3, 2024 · 11:08 PM UTC

Will 🏔@w_fink3 Apr 2024

Got another one today 😎

Will 🏔@w_fink28 Mar 2024

Got the gold standard of Twitter discourse today: the block AND full reply-thread deletion

103

Detroit Red Wings · Apr 2, 2024 · 2:34 AM UTC

Will 🏔 retweeted

Detroit Red Wings

@DetroitRedWings2 Apr 2024

april fools

Jake@WeAreLight052 Apr 2024

Replying to @DetroitRedWings

Wings lose this one.

149

2,222

132,620

Will 🏔 · Apr 1, 2024 · 9:04 PM UTC

Will 🏔@w_fink1 Apr 2024

April fools! (Pls say April fools…)

NHL

@NHL1 Apr 2024

It's all in the hands. 🤲 Cc: @Buccigross & @wyshynski (via @espn's The Drop)

Top: Photo of Trevor Zegras in an Anaheim Ducks jersey to the left and Pavel Datsyuk in a Detroit Red Wings jersey to the right.

Bottom: White text on an orange background reading, "'I continue to be bullish on Trevor Zegras. I think he has a Pavel Datsyuk ceiling." - John Buccigross on Trevor Zegras".

ALT Top: Photo of Trevor Zegras in an Anaheim Ducks jersey to the left and Pavel Datsyuk in a Detroit Red Wings jersey to the right. Bottom: White text on an orange background reading, "'I continue to be bullish on Trevor Zegras. I think he has a Pavel Datsyuk ceiling." - John Buccigross on Trevor Zegras".

Will 🏔 · Apr 1, 2024 · 5:05 PM UTC

Will 🏔@w_fink1 Apr 2024

Why would I want an already slow game to be slower? I already think hockey games are too long because of tv timeouts for commercials, lord please don’t make me sit through a 3 hour baseball game.

This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more

313