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Comedy Slut | Gamer™ | Kind and Benevolent GM | Amateur Miniature Painter | Professional Software Dev | All around fun person | She/Her | 27

DC area
Joined June 2011
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
They were so close, his eyes a beautiful green, his lips soft and welcome and just out of reach. Charity wondered what might happen if she leaned forward. Closed the distance between them. His words interrupted her thoughts. "This isn't even my final form."
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
retweet if you have luxurious tits 🤍
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
BREAKING: @ZeniMaxWorkers won their election, making them the FIRST official bargaining unit of @microsoft and the largest certified video game studio union in the U.S. The company has formally recognized the union with @CWAunion. Historic win. What a way to start 2023!!🥳🎮🌱
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
When she groaned, long and lovely, Hannah leaned forward and kissed her cheek softly, whispering against her skin, "First, I have to explain what a half A-press is."
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
He placed his hands flat against her chest, feeling the hard, flat strength that coiled there beneath layers of perfectly fitted linen and wool. "This could be a multiplayer game with a couple of hours' work."
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
Really and truly, I feel like I didn’t have a childhood, never got to be a kid, and I know more trans people that feel that way than I do who didn’t. “Let kids be kids.” Try being 10 and sure you’ll lose your family if they find out who you are.
Among the most insulting lines you'll hear from anti-trans activists is "let kids be kids"--it erases the pain of not only trans people who survived a closeted childhood but also the pain of many parents who's trans kids did not.
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
Jo met his gaze, hating the way his presence had his breath quickening, and responded, "Will you join my DnD group?"
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
i learned SO much in college. like what depression is and that i had it
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
when people are like “oh great a female comic talking about their vagina 🙄" it’s like ok next time I’ll talk about my giant cock but i don’t think you’re gonna like that either
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
Noooo don’t quote tweet me to your followers noooo don’t call me a whore and talk about my OnlyFans in front of a new audience noooo
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
There is no greater compliment one can receive than claims that your game is scripted. Its really the sweetest! For those who have had those incredible, nail-biting, transformative sessions and adventures… you earn that award too. Means you got a good table. ;)
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
Thought I'd do an art raffle for my followers as thanks for 2k & supporting my art! >> RT & follow to enter >> 1st draw: 1 rendered portrait >> 2nd draw: 1 sketch portrait ✨🧿🌿
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
Opened up the perfect way to spend your Saturday night @HPiperComedy @MsMomoManko @tildawhirl @ginnyhogan_ @chanel__ali 🎟 instantseats.com/index.cfm?f…
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
.@730_DC I got a show at @CrazyAuntHelens this weekend featuring @ComedyCentral’s Chanel Ali and @NewYorker’s Ginny Hogan 🎟 instantseats.com/index.cfm?f…
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
“Yes and” to living
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
only trans people can see this tweet
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
Hannah Piper is a local queer nerd who likes to make you laugh about things you didn't even know about 5 minutes ago See @HPiperComedy perform on Aug 20th @CrazyAuntHelens 🎟 instantseats.com/index.cfm?f…
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
We have a show!! This Aug 20th we have all womxn, powerful and funny special 🔥 We have not one but TWO headliners! @ParisSashay and @ginnyhogan_ DC performers are @HPiperComedy @MsMomoManko @tildawhirl Get your tickets now before we sell out 🎟 instantseats.com/index.cfm?f…
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
here’s some free advice: a transsexual will often know how to get on hormones.
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