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Comedy Slut | Gamer™ | Kind and Benevolent GM | Amateur Miniature Painter | Professional Software Dev | All around fun person | She/Her | 27

DC area
Joined June 2011
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I should have been a theater kid
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Apparently cisgender is a slur on this app lol
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Me being born in women's history month was what we in the business call "foreshadowing"
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I either made this joke last year or stole it from someone else. This is what we in the business call "a callback"
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Unironically worried I might just die
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Like could I move? Yeah, probably. It'd be a huge burden obviously but if my life was on the line yeah I could make it happen. But it's mean giving up my entire social network, the web of support that has kept me going through some pretty fucking rough times. Not sure I'd be ok.
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In my obnoxious contest retweets era again #GuardianGiveaways
Guardian Giveaways continues! Follow @bungiestore and quote retweet this post including #GuardianGiveaways by Feb 27 at 8:59 AM PT for a chance to win a signed limited edition Lightfall Collector's Edition.
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I kinda wanna change my name again and this time just first name: Hannah Piper middle name: last name:
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I enjoy being slutty more than actually having sex tbh
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I said this and realized it's because being slutty is a bit wtf is wrong with me
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Before twitter update: I never get interaction, must be that no one sees what I have to say After twitter update: oh everyone sees what I'm saying, they just don't care
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I just started watching The Owl House and I love it so much, but it also makes me want to start carrying confetti on my person at all times
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There is very little that makes me more upset than not understanding the thought process behind why someone hurt me. Do whatever the fuck you want, as long as I can understand it I'll probably shrug it off. But if it makes no sense I'll stew about it for months
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I grew up on kingdom hearts, and now every fantasy world I create includes magic doors that must be opened and are a visual analogy for a loss of innocence
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Why do all my hobbies include calling people that don't participate in them normies?
0%Because you're an asshole
100%That's all hobbies, chill
5 votes • Final results
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It turns out if you let the anxiety prevent you from taking your estrogen that's not self care and you will in fact feel worse
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Transphobe better not see this but I'm anxious about needles, not estrogen
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2022 Audition season is officially over. I have survived
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Taking bets on what gets cut off first: twitter's service vs my dick
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We're not ready to talk about it but informed Consent is inherently transphobic. We need uniformed consent, so we can ruin our bodies with the same wanton disregard that cis people get to
Yeah sex is great but have you ever destroyed an entire social media platform in under two months?
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