Because they’re goddamned human beings who don’t want to ruin the fun of a holiday? apple.news/AXV1r0kTFTQOFLH0U…
Not that GOP retweeted
"I don't live in the past," I scoff as I take a nervous sip of water from my 1991 complimentary Red Lobster lighthouse glass.
Not that GOP retweeted
Remember that time a U.S. Senator fled to Mexico to avoid the dangerous living conditions in his shithole country?
Just saw @TrondyNewman episode of @AuntyDonnaBoys Big ‘Ol House of Fun and she was aces. @PFTompkins was a spot-on jukebox as well.
Watching Future Man on Hulu and pleasantly surprised to find out the amazing @Jaime_Moyer is in it. Sweet bonus!
So true, @The_Dingus_Khan ... Apparently the person whose profile pic showed up in my timeline after your tweet also agree ss
“Last Time He Was Nice. This Time He’s Ice” - Shaft’s Big Score.
I didn’t even know that was a movie.
Forget astrology. The tagline of the #1 movie at the box office the day you were born, that determines your fate from now on
Not that GOP retweeted
JASON ONLY KILLED 5% OF THE CAMPERS AT CRYSTAL LAKE WE CAN'T CLOSE CAMP BECAUSE 5% RUN SLOW WE'LL BE BANKRUPT
Remember that the problem should always be worse than the Cure.
I mean, that band was okay, but never as bad as this!
In this time of social isolation we worry for those that have no internal monologue because they have not even themselves to talk to 😬
Red Alert: Regional rampant religious rituals recurring regularly, really!
PSA: To anyone thinking about going to church today, please think twice about exposing yourself to this dangerous communicable disease that ravages the vulnerable among us and continues to take an irreversible toll on our planet. Also, you might get Coronavirus #coronapocolypse
Last night we saw how not to prepare your cat for a dog fight, what matters most to Grandma is her big hair, the key to a successful marriage is lax regulations on incest, and always leave a tip when you're finishing your soup 😉
Replying to @GoodOnPaperImpr
Can confirm the crowd size was easily managed. Those two really enjoyed the show!







