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"I don't live in the past," I scoff as I take a nervous sip of water from my 1991 complimentary Red Lobster lighthouse glass.
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Remember that time a U.S. Senator fled to Mexico to avoid the dangerous living conditions in his shithole country?
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JASON ONLY KILLED 5% OF THE CAMPERS AT CRYSTAL LAKE WE CAN'T CLOSE CAMP BECAUSE 5% RUN SLOW WE'LL BE BANKRUPT
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Cashier: Condoms and wine huh?
Me: Hahaha, yeah, baby. You know how it is.
C: ...
M: ...
C: You’re going to make water balloons and drink alone, aren’t you?
M: Just ring it up I’m not on trial here
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Maybe Trump would testify if they allowed a running helicopter in the room with him.
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I don't have all the words yet, so let me just say: thank you. To the fans, the critics, the writers, the artists, and all the magical people on twitter and beyond that cried the rallying cry alongside us.
I'm a bit gutted atm.
BUT:
#SaveLodge49
#SaveLodge49
#SaveLodge49
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Guys! There’s less than 2 weeks until #DIF9!!!😱🤩 Full Festival Passes are available NOW! Each pass includes one prearranged ticket to each show!Check it out and get ready for this year’s 🔥 lineup! ⬇️app.gopassage.com/events/563…
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Her: I don't even know what the cloning machine does
Me: Well that makes two of us
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Fully shocked there’s not an improv team full of white dudes with film degrees called Yes Anderson. – at Los Angeles, CA
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A fun #Friday show! We’ve got #ghosthunters #improvcomedy and a #dog who needs a home. Plus one winner of a $3000 #VanDrie shopping spree! Join us on #thefour910 @9and10news @GoodOnPaperImpr
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RT@MichelleDunaway: A fun #Friday show! We’ve got #ghosthunters #improvcomedy and a #dog who needs a home. Plus one winner of a $3000 #VanDrie shopping spree! Join us on #thefour910 @9and10news @GoodOnPaperImpr


















