Other Half of @ViewingPrtyPod • I say things that upset my mother and the people who raised me. she/her #goodjobkatie
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Chief Potato Officer retweeted
Women married to men LOVE to complain about husbands, but few admit that being married doesn't live up to the hype that our society places upon it.
We are drowned wedding culture & expectations for women to be married all while utterly unprepared for what marriage actually is.
Chief Potato Officer retweeted
Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found an invasive silver carp shoved inside a Milky Way. No words.
![A photo of an invasive silver carp (fish) laying among the fractured contents of a candy bar. [Used carp photo by Bradon Brown]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fet44YTXkAQPbur.jpg?name=orig)
ALT A photo of an invasive silver carp (fish) laying among the fractured contents of a candy bar. [Used carp photo by Bradon Brown]
Chief Potato Officer retweeted
Manatees represent the unachievable moral ideal. None of you will ever be better than a manatee.
Chief Potato Officer retweeted
This is Peter. He is 38 seconds into his first walk. Has officially decided that he is done with his first walk. 12/10 you did great
ALT a little white bulldog puppy with a brindle patch over one eye sits on a brick pathway wearing a black harness. his brow is furrowed plaintively. a human crouches next to him with one hand gently encouraging him to move.
Chief Potato Officer retweeted
The "masks are child abuse" and "the child must birth a baby" venn diagram is a circle
Chief Potato Officer retweeted
Conservatives: "Matthew Mcconaughey is just a celebrity, we don't listen to them."
Also conservatives: Made the guy from the Apprentice their whole personality
Chief Potato Officer retweeted
I’ve seen too many youth pastors be like “Be careful on TikTok, it’s just girls dancing in swimsuits” and I’m like bro…it’s an algorithm 👀
Chief Potato Officer retweeted
BLACK FRIDAY DEALS ARE HERE:
•buy one book, get one book FULL PRICE!!
•rusted chains by the foot!
•the favor of a crow
•tote bags!
•Good Vibes (while supplies last)
AVAILABLE NOW THROUGH CYBER MONDAY (excluding 4-5pm sunday)
Chief Potato Officer retweeted
Dating is not practice for divorce. Divorce is not failure.
Longevity is not success.
Healthy people navigate relationships in healthy ways, which may include ending relationships.
Healthy people don’t stay in unhealthy relationships and call them successful for being long.
Chief Potato Officer retweeted
Those Māori marching today saying vaccinations are a form of colonialism have to remember that the deadliest thing colonialism brought to indigenous peoples everywhere was disease that our ancestors had no defence against.
Chief Potato Officer retweeted
Don’t know who needs to hear this, but if the penalty for breaking a law is a fine, then that law only exists for the poor.
Chief Potato Officer retweeted
if you're able bodied and you're following the bones, no bones. I beg you to learn to translate this to spoon theory for chronically ill folks. we very literally wake up with bones or no bones and don't have a choice to work through a no bones day 😅
