@AsstProfLife

I count this as writing

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The "masks are child abuse" and "the child must birth a baby" venn diagram is a circle
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Well-endowed highly exclusionary universities asking job candidates to submit DEI statements rather than transferring material resources to the educational institutions that serve large underprivileged populations is pretty comical. – at Manhattan, NY
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This is the only real time travel paradox
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every piece of software now: "I see you've opened me to do work, would you like me to update?"
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the joke is that tenure is a pie-eating competition where the prize is more pie, but technically it seems to be a pie-eating competition where the prize is serving on committees
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I should put a bowl of this Halloween candy in my office in case anyone wants some. -Me, working from home. Alone.
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Khoa Vu@KhoaVuUmn24 Oct 2022
Me every time rereading something that I wrote 20 minutes ago: – at Falcon Heights, MN
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Charlie Warzel
@cwarzel27 Sep 2022
the one rule of reporting i've learned is that if a subject sounds really dry or nuanced or boring just call up three people who have made that subject area the focus of their professional lives and listen to everything they say and 95% of the time you come away like HOLY SHIT
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Here is a lab lab! Our lab here needs to wear PPE just like the people doing the science. He is the service dog of a student in a chemistry professor's lab. (Shared with permission.)
Black Labrador retriever dog sitting on a floor with a desk in the background. The dog is wearing blue clothes, rubber boots on his four paws, a harness and lead, and goggles.

ALT Black Labrador retriever dog sitting on a floor with a desk in the background. The dog is wearing blue clothes, rubber boots on his four paws, a harness and lead, and goggles.

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swm@sheathescholar29 Aug 2022
I am just here because I am supposed to be writing.
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All female student athletes were ~asked~ to come to the game to recognize 50 years of Title IX. We were on the field for maybe 15 seconds then screamed at to get off. If you want to honor female student athletes, then do that, not this.
Marc Ryan@MarcRyanOnAir17 Sep 2022
This is minor league, South Carolina. Embarrassing, and Beamer knows it. A literal WTF moment. Be better. #Gamecocks
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David Wales@DavidWalesNM13 Sep 2022
"The worst script is the one never written" he said to himself as he wrote the second worst script.
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Tim Gill@timgill9248 Sep 2022
Replying to @gabimandl
Don't think about it. Just write!
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i bought a little notebook. it’s not going to be like all those other times i thought i could use a little notebook
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Listening to someone who has more of a comment than a question.
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Rhiannon Potkey@RPotkey3 Sep 2022
I was pretty disappointed after this loss. But my coach told me to save this photo because β€œone day that girl will win a lot of Grand Slams.” I am glad I listened. Thank you #Serena for a lifetime of inspiration. 🐐
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