@sad_oat

oatmeal stan account

 Washington, DC
Joined April 2015
  • Tweets1.5K
  • Following355
  • Followers16.7K
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…you telling me this weekly meeting is bi?
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remember when we collectively bullied jasminericegirl for posting about her dogshit ai music company and she crashed out, posted a live cover of Breathe, and then didnt tweet for 2 months
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if anyone still exists here who isnt an AI dickweed chatbot, go follow me so i can start tweeting insane shit again outside of this godforsaken hellhole
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hi it’s the catman and i’m releasing my full length album in 1 month
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jk rowling truly wakes up every morning and clocks into the Being A Psychotic Bitch Factory for 12 straight hours
Kăskă (she/her)@KaskaJessica7 Aug 2025
The new "adult human chicken" meme has dropped, JK Rowling edition.
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tick tock people
Ari Drennen
@AriDrennen22 May 2025
🚨 Trump's "Big, Beautiful" reconciliation bill will yank lifesaving medical care for 150,000+ trans adults on Medicaid. This was the last anti-trans policy of Project 2025 not to have been implemented.
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…you tellin me a hand made this tale ??
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the morning routine
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they should invent an airport that isn’t an hour away from the city it’s in
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‘SAY DRAKE’
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that’s it for the oat. folks, it’s been silly and fun and ya’ll have given me laughs through some tough times. i’ll see you on whatever app eventually pops up to replace this one. until then, be kind and be goofy 💕
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i just know my dumb ass would’ve been the first to sign up for fyre festival
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…you tellin me this baked potato is LOADED ???
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every day this app gets about 3% less silly. we are at an all time silliness low. all too possible that the sad oat is soon to jump ship 🫡
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the prize in my bag of beef jerky was silica gel AGAIN 🙄
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babe are you okay you havent tweeted in days
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he was a dinner boy. and she was a supper girl :/
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i think it’s really awesome that ‘dinner’ and ‘supper’ are two words that mean the exact same thing. i think every meal should have that honor. breakfast and bupper. lunch and dunch.
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DANIEL RADCLIFFE YOU CONTINUOUSLY MAGNIFICENT KING I WILL CRY I STG
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your government has failed you. plain and simple. in ways that directly resulted and will continue to directly result in the entirely preventable deaths of children. and why? money. gun lobbies. money. re-election. money.
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i was a teacher in nashville. my heart is broken for parents, students, and teachers across the country. your ‘right to a gun’ PALES in comparison to a child’s right to fucking live
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