In case you missed the memo... Don't leave home till 11!!

Sacramento, CA
Joined March 2009
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I mean, was it fun? ABSOLUTELY. Did I freak out a little? ABSOLUTELY. Happy 4th of July!
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If this gets 10k retweets I’m wearing a @HGiiizzle jersey to my wedding next week.
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Check out our segment on @GoodDaySac with @DinaKupfer for behavior tips for the upcoming Doggy Dash! sspca.org/dash gooddaysacramento.cbslocal.c…
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Nothing like eating a healthy salad for lunch so that I can be hungry and mad all day
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I'm sorry for the things I said while I was trying to get the kids to school on time.
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muffins are god's way of telling you it's ok to eat cake for breakfast
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Now that I’m in charge of Santa’s milk and cookies, it’s payback time for that Barbie townhouse I never got.
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The toughest test in a marriage is interpreting the statement, "Don't get me anything for Christmas."
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Just found some stocking stuffers that Santa forgot last year. Awesome. I've never been so far ahead in my Christmas shopping this early.
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When you're so fricken great at hiding presents even you can't find some of them... 😕
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According to my kids' Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.
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PARENTING TIP: Never, at any time or under any circumstance, say yes.
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I already anticipate that this is going to be a two-coffees-and-a-Diet-Coke-chaser kind of day.
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I asked what I could bring for Thanksgiving this year and my mom said it was up to me so I'm bringing a wireless router.
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I refer to any time between 1994 and now as "the other day"
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Today I went into my purse to pay my therapist and a bag of shredded cheese fell out
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I saw grape on the carpet and thought it was a cockroach. Anyhow, grape's dead now.
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They say you can't throw money at all your problems, but I would like the opportunity to try it.
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My kids just got Disneyland-level of excited about getting home-haircuts today. Keep their expectations low and be a hero.
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