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Joined January 2016
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Quoting Yoda in the bedroom is a sure fire way of me not getting laid. #StarWarsTaughtMe @midnight
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Jacqui@heyjacqui_18 Apr 2017
Happy Anniversary toilet paper. If you're really feeling it, get the mega pack. #UnlikelyAnniversaryGifts
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Here's a "smart condom" that tracks thrust speed and velocity and lets you share the data. But hey, no pressure! 🍆 cnet.co/2mQuVyK
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Really cannot blame him.. Where else can you look? #sex #sex meme #pope
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Cryptnotic@Cryptnotism28 Feb 2017
Three Days of the Condom #DickFlicks @midnight
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Replying to @CityofVancouver @canada150plus @VanCourierNews
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#FakeLoveFacts That stripper really loves you.
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Lesbianism is a 100% effective form of birth control. Tell your friends! xitter.cf/Gitte35/status/8305123…
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Replying to @thistallawkgirl
someone has to teach women like U how to prevent pregnancy and U don't have to worry where babies come from
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#NothingsBeenTheSameSince I discovered Internet porn
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Protein shake is just a healthy way to say hand job.
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– at Streetsboro, OH
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#UnlikelyThingsHeardOnNYE I never want this year to end! – at Los Angeles, CA
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#3HardWordsToSwallow I don't swallow
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Donna McCoy@Donna_McCoy22 Dec 2016
Single bells are just bells that don't have to jingle if they don't want to.
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@ugotlaid25 Dec 2016
#UGotLaid A Christmas poem that’s strictly for grown-ups - This year, for the first time in a long time, I am n... ow.ly/Ro0L507Ulcw
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Sammie@sammballl_14 Dec 2016
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is having sex for all to hear"
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@ugotlaid16 Dec 2016
#UGotLaid Tips for Holiday Dating - For most people, most of the time, dating is a lot of fun—especially if you... ow.ly/oS7B507DPb2
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Vice_Queen@Vice_Queen19 Oct 2016
Me: Do you surf? Hot guy: No, why? Me: Because you look like you want to slap my fat ass and ride the waves. ~ Failed pickup line # 458
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