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jess 馃悎鈥嶁瑳

@jetski85

slytherin/michael/the ocean is my happy place/pineapple goes on pizza/E.T. is the shit. this is a parody account.

Joined April 2010
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Wake me up when Greg is gone #jeopardy
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$4.29 for gas, so great
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Ilia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh, look a funny commercial. Just kidding, it鈥檚 about prostate cancer. #SuperBowlLX
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RICKYYYYYYYYYY
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The desperation of the Backstreet Boys these days is so cringy 馃槶
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Commercials are a 0/10 so far #SuperBowl
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I miss prime Mariah Carey
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Why is there SO much talking on Wheel of Fortune?!
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One day I won鈥檛 cry over the most stupid nostalgic things
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Holy shit Shaheed
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Never change, Ohio
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NO ONE NEEDED TO SEE THAT WTF
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Where tf is the #PopTartsBowl halftime show?!
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Enlighten us with all of the different ways you and Sylvester Stallone have been friends #KennedyCenter
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Mood
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wtf are these Lisa frank jerseys
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Big fan of skipping this entire part of the year
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Jesus Bills
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V Dubs 馃槀馃拃 #wheeloffortune
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