Husband, Dad, PA-C, Mets, Knicks, Giants, Chelsea FC, NYR, Marathon Runner, Politics, Running Shoe Whore. Self-proclaimed tactico.

Joined December 2024
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Got porn noise complaint from HOA at 1:30 am
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It’s still his house.
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A lynx that has completely adapted to life as a domestic cat
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only kat and hart scheduled tweets they got a gc without mcnuggets dont kill me man
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Bruce Brown bucket
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Brunson to Agbaji 👀
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2023 Julius Randle was one of the most unique offensive-stars of the decade, mixing guard 3Pr with center level glass cleaning With the upcoming Jordi Fernandez rehabilitation project, i hope to see this peak-form Randle launching threes once more
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Replying to @GetMe27
Legends never die
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Drank large diet cock before drive home
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LuhShiCJ meet n greet
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Name 3 Lisandro highlights
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when your friend curses in elementary school and you raise your hand to ask to go the bathroom
Lionel Messi called for Marc Cucurella to be sent off for covering his mouth while speaking to him.
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Argentina is allowed to play San Antonio rules fairs
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Josh 🧑🏾‍🎤
@hawksucklolJul 11
Ghosted when needed most per usual
I’ll never forget this run brudda 💔💔
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Road to the 3 peat starts today
first game of the summer 🔥
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Woke up to Jacob and CJ still hurting me lol
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