Husband, Dad, PA-C, Mets, Knicks, Giants, Chelsea FC, NYR, Marathon Runner, Politics, Running Shoe Whore. Self-proclaimed tactico.

Joined December 2024
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10 mins plus extra time to make history and save your job Gaffer.
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Mikal Carrot is done but what’s the point
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Life with Bruno Fernandes and Jalen Brunson
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Does Bruno have a dildo up his ass why is he moaning so much it’s like 10x more than usual
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Time to turn on the united game hopefully it’s 0-0
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You know what come hold this training camp invite bro
Draymond Green thinks Jalen Brunson will win MVP this season: “I’m going to go Jalen Brunson. He's the type of dude that's convinced himself all summer that like 'they don't respect me, and I won a championship, and they still don't respect me.'” (via @DraymondShow, h/t @TheNBABase)
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Nope it’s 0-0
Obviously, this quote was tongue-and-cheek by Josh Hart -- and it's just one game, as he noted many times, but I loved this postgame quote from him: "We shouldn't sit here and think we're champions because we're not," Hart said. "We're 0-1. We're the worst team in the NBA as of right now. We need to play like it."
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Last night broke me. I couldn’t sleep 💔
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Eh I think we can hype and aura moments our way against both of these teams
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Healthy dub and ajay I don’t see how they don’t win like 70 games and get to the finals again
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It’s still his house.
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How worried am I? Scale from 1-10… A 2. The Knicks will play much better in Game 2. - Philly will never shoot that well from the 3 again - New York had almost 20 turnovers - OG was terrible - Clearly New York was tired after the finals No need to panic.
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5 years 276 and the captain armband @KarlTowns
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If it wasn’t for the tip you would deadass be in trade rumours right now Capt
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Give Yabu deuces ring for getting us Jose
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This guy is getting molested by Embiid at the rim
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