@GeneralGrevious

~Satire fearless & searching moral inventory. Tweets appearing in FORTUNE magazine

 Twitter god
Joined August 2008
  • Tweets48.2K
  • Following842
  • Followers5.5K
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My moral compass brought me here..
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 13 Aug 2008 (via @twi_age).
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 13 Aug 2008 (via @twi_age).
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 13 Aug 2008 (via @twi_age).
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 13 Aug 2008 (via @twi_age).
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I lost a lot of friends by getting too fucked up at parties and waiting on the toilet for someone to wipe me
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If i can't run my whore mouth on Twitter.. I'm out of options
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Say "excrement" instead of "excellent". Nobody will notice because people really don't listen for shit.
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Henry 3000
@Henry_300010 Jan 2019
My statistician friend insists I'm having a median life crisis.
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Currently doing the Taco Cleanse
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TN Cherry@OhHell_Cherry31 Dec 2018
I'm gonna tweet something life changing when I get home from work. Right now I'm eating a lunchable.
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being buried alive is the ultimate weighted blanket
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Every tweet is useful sooner or later
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MisoSilly@SeiYoung835 Jan 2019
Drank so much wine the fruit flies are hovering near my open mouth.
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Anyone else ever notice Mario is just a little bit faster than Luigi? Twitter 1983 probably
I joined Twitter to do something good.. to help people
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I would need to talk to you in person to be sure.. Twitter is ripe with the Oedipus Complex
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I'll be right back after i shoot up
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Henry 3000
@Henry_30005 Jan 2019
The main impediment to even the staunchest of libertarians becoming a proponent of a social welfare system is three missed paycheques.
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The 8 bit Ghostbusters theme is pure rock n roll
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Coach SA@CoachSA_CT5 Jan 2019
Humans are beautiful. People are fucked up.
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