Scott's been developing software with Microsoft tools and technologies since the late '80s and has designed, developed and deployed...

Richmond, Texas
Joined June 2009
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Not sure I can relate to why so many are worried that more remote work means being less “friends with your team” and “lost social time”. We don’t work together to become friends, it’s great when it happens and I’ve had no trouble having good relationships with remote folks
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What does each C-level do? CEO: makes a decision COO: ensure the decision happens CFO: budgetizes the decision CMO: communicates the decision CIO: builds a strategy for the decision CSO: secures the decision CDO: provides data for the decision CTO: supervises the execution.
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Windows, the best Linux desktop?
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Nothing drives me crazy more on @Windows then when Windows Hello fails for some good reason and I want it to just try again, but to do this I have to click the other sign-in options button first.
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But Santa pls
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I'm 47 today. I've been coding since I was 8, professionally since I was 16. You'd think I'd know better than to use strings for complex data. And yet...
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I have 18k followers, most of whom want to learn to code, yet when I ask, “What’s your current personal project” I get very few responses. You. Must. Build. An. Actual. Project.
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As a consultant, I'm seeing an epidemic: Companies are wasting millions by giving developers slow laptops. Today I said "npm install x". My laptop: 10 seconds. 😀 Their laptop: 3+ minutes. 🤯🤦‍♂️ Why? Weak processors, little RAM, platter drives, and slow security scanners.
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Junior dev: My code is simple and easy to understand. Mid-level dev: My code is subtle, clever, innovative, expressive, hyper-optimized, and ingenious. Senior dev: My code is simple and easy to understand.
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My husband just went to the grocery store to buy apples. Me, I’m waiting at home on the couch, so I can say “how do ya like them apples?” when he walks in the door.
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Jeffrey Snover
@jsnover16 Jan 2020
I hate when I connect with someone on LinkedIn and then a minute later, get a DM like this: Ugh!
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One of my best meetings today was getting in a room with two other PMs from a partner team and just asking two questions around the table. 1. What worries you. 2. How are you feeling overall about the project. Highly recommend this type of checkin! Happy Friday folks. 🥳
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Getting coffee at my local coffee shop before heading into the office this morning the barista asked me if I was doing anything fun today, I said "working, getting ready for a presentation". She felt sorry for me, I told her not to as I actually love my job. I am lucky & know it!
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Kent C. Dodds 🐨
@kentcdodds25 Oct 2019
"If you take 30 minutes to do something that took you 10 years to learn, make sure you get paid for the 10 years and not the 30 minutes" - @therealjdash 👏 #ReactConf2019
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It’s a real shame more of us don’t have time for one another in the crazy of adult life. For the record this is not a criticisms, heck I’m one of the worst examples. But we should all try harder, the good people around us is our greatest strength. We’re all stronger together 🚀
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Last night we shipped the final issue of MSDN Magazine to the printer. That's 33 years of serving the Microsoft developer community, drawing to a close. I feel like I'm watching a Viking funeral boat drift away from shore.
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Replying to @ChloeCondon
From my favorite book, The Phantom Tollbooth: "What you can do is often simply a matter of what you will do." 💖
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NERD ALERT: Happy #Palindrome Week! For the next 10 days, the date is the same forward and backward. This is the last time it'll happen in our lifetime.
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Hey hackers & tech tweeps! How old are you? I'm trying to see something. Plz retweet for science! 🔬
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